Funny story: Eastender character embarrassed on the bus

Eastender character embarrassed on the bus

Claude Whathisname, a character actor on Eastenders, was shocked to realise that he had had torrid affairs with four passengers, three failed businesses involving eight of them, owed money to another four, and had seen another passenger at the GUM cl...

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Funny story: Couple actually out dancing, rather than watching Strictly Come Dancing

Couple actually out dancing, rather than watching Strictly Come Dancing

Couple, Gary and Lorraine Johnson, have been out dancing tonight, rather than watching a couple of faded soap stars, and an Instagram influencer doing it to be criticised by some experts. 'We thought we hadn't been out dancing for a while,' said L...

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Funny story: Carly Simon Recounts Yucky Trump Hug

Carly Simon Recounts Yucky Trump Hug

Flogging her new book, “Touched by the Sun,” in an interview with Guardian magazine, Carly Simon recounted running into Mr. Trump at a New York social event long before he became commander-in-chief. After initially ignoring the singer, Simon claimed...

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Funny story: Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Defending his faith in Jesus Christ and the Catholic Church, Chad Hanley took offense when an acquaintance, in passing, compared him to a person believing in aliens from outer space. “I’ve never in my life worn a tin-foil hat,” said Hanley. “Nor w...

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Funny story: Millions Of Flying Insects Invade Man's Property

Millions Of Flying Insects Invade Man's Property

A man has told how his home was invaded by "millions" of flying insects that arrived shortly after dark, and buzzed obsessively around a light for hours. The scene at the home of Englishman, Moys Kenwood, was "like something out of a horror movie"...

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Funny story: VAR Controversy As Ref Discovered To Be Blind In One Eye

VAR Controversy As Ref Discovered To Be Blind In One Eye

There was more VAR controversy last night, when it was discovered that a referee being used at Stockley Park for one of the Premier League's top matches on Saturday, was blind in one eye. Bert Squint, who was a linesman for the 1975 FA Cup final b...

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Funny story: 10 Things You'll Never Hear On A College Campus

10 Things You'll Never Hear On A College Campus

1. “I've been doing some thinking lately, and I've come to the conclusion that this just isn't the career path I should be on. I've decided to go back home for a while, so that I can have more time to think about what I really want to do with my life...

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Funny story: Wile E Mexicans Sawing Though New Trump Wall: Build A Moat, Foo.

Wile E Mexicans Sawing Though New Trump Wall: Build A Moat, Foo.

BILLINGSGATE POST: I knew this would happen. Only a fool would build a wall. Given enough time, a greater fool will find a way to go over it, under it or through it. Evidently, the Mexicans have decided to go through it. Using a conventional r...

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