Funny story: Pocahontas To Fund Medicare By Taxing Housewives Imputed Income

Pocahontas To Fund Medicare By Taxing Housewives Imputed Income

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a dramatic shift from an earlier proposal to tax billionaires 100 percent, Elizabeth Warren (Pocahontas) announced today a sweeping tax proposal that would Instead use the imputed income of American housewives to fund Medicare...

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Funny story: Kangaroos and Witches Sue White House for Using Their Names in Vain

Kangaroos and Witches Sue White House for Using Their Names in Vain

The international League of Kangaroos, and the Celestial Body of Warlocks and Witches have sued the White House for abusing their namesake, "witches", in the term they take offense at: "Witch hunt". "We, the witches and warlocks of the Universe, N...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Teabag is still stewing in a very cold mug

Boris Johnson's Teabag is still stewing in a very cold mug

Gary Johnson, a four-month-old teabag used by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has revealed that he has spent the weekend in a cold cup of very strong, very bitter tea. 'I feel completely used,' said Johnson, who is, as he was only too ready to point...

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Funny story: Dragon who burnt down a village continually reminded about it

Dragon who burnt down a village continually reminded about it

Edgar, a somewhat impulsive dragon, who burnt down the village Christmas tree twenty years ago, has learnt that his youthful indiscretion and lack of control has formed the basis for this year's John Lewis advert. 'Yes, it was all a bit embarrassi...

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Funny story: England In Bid To Score 10 Tomorrow Night Against Kosovo

England In Bid To Score 10 Tomorrow Night Against Kosovo

There was confidence aplenty running through the England squad this morning, as they woke up early to prepare for their 'academic' Euro 2020 qualifying game against Kosovo in Pristina on Sunday. The corresponding fixture at The Dell, recently, end...

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Funny story: Children In Need 2019 Final Totals In

Children In Need 2019 Final Totals In

Children In Need, the annual nationwide event to raise cash for needy children, surpassed all previous records last night, when more than £47million was collected throughout Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Promoted by a five-hour telethon feat...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Injures Himself during Meditation

Nashville Man Injures Himself during Meditation

"I knew I wasn't in the greatest shape," said Justin Toler of Nashville, Tennessee, "but meditation is just sitting there. I thought I could handle that okay." Unfortunately, that proved not to be the case. According to Toler, he arrived at Breath...

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Funny story: Scientists discover rare 70s pervert DNA

Scientists discover rare 70s pervert DNA

In the dried-up crusty lining of an old New York theatre seat, scientists have discovered a mosquito perfectly preserved in a globule of petrified spunk. Incredibly, the mosquito had bitten a pervert in the cinema, and scientists were able to extract...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg To Host Return Of The Weakest Link

Greta Thunberg To Host Return Of The Weakest Link

After a break from viewers' television screens of exactly two years, the quiz show, 'The Weakest Link', is to make a comeback, with Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg acting as the host. The show, involving 16 team members, revolves aro...

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Funny story: Feds Will Put Alcatraz Back Into Service in Anticipation of Upcoming Trump Campaign, Second Term

Feds Will Put Alcatraz Back Into Service in Anticipation of Upcoming Trump Campaign, Second Term

San Francisco - The U.S. Federal Bureau of Prisons announced yesterday that it will transfer management of the Alcatraz Prison from the National Park Service back to the Prison Bureau, as the facility will be needed in the next 5 years to detain the...

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Funny story: Britain's longest-serving lighthouse keeper marries transistor radio

Britain's longest-serving lighthouse keeper marries transistor radio

A 54-year-old man who has been on duty in a lighthouse in the Thames estuary for a record 27 years without a break, yesterday tied the knot with the small Japanese transistor radio that has been his only contact with the rest of the world throughout...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Female Dating Profile

The Ultimate Female Dating Profile

Online dating can be just as difficult for women as it is for men. Putting yourself out there to find the right person is never an easy task. Women often face the same problems that men do in terms of confidence as well as the challenge of pres...

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