Reptilians Give Up on Plan to Enslave Humanity, Leave Earth After Watching GOP Defense of Trump

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 22 November 2019

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GOP Cult Followers Defending Their Leader in U.S. House

Area 51, Nevada - After witnessing the House of Representatives Impeachment testimony, questioning of witnesses and statements by GOP/Trumpist cult leaders in the House, and watching the Fox News coverage and narrative of the proceedings, the Reptilian aliens who have sought to take over the human race for the last century, decided to get on their spacecraft and return to the planet from whence they came.

One of the aliens who turned himself in to government researchers in Nevada reported that the group could no longer compete with the Trump cult of followers, numbering over 60 million in the United States alone, formed just four years ago, who seemed impervious to the obvious lying, deceit, greed, philandering and bad behavior of the U.S. President, who also claimed to be a born-again Christian, and to represent the "common man".

"It is a strong cult, people seemed hypnotized beyond all reason. It took us several generations just to obtain around 12 million followers, but the Trumpist cult has been much more effective; even the data chips we installed in some of the Trumpists have burnt out," said one alien. "The ability of the cult to swallow the narrative that Trump somehow had nothing to do with the recent $400 million bribery attempt with Ukraine was the last straw for us."

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