Woman boils kettle on Brexiteer husband's head

Written by Clive Danton

Friday, 22 November 2019

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A 54-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London woman has told a local newspaper that she boiled a full kettle of water by placing it on the head of her staunch Brexiteer husband's head during a party political broadcast by the Liberal Democrats.

Tracy Dell from Commercial Street, told The East London Gazette: "I was sitting in the lounge watching TV with my husband Toby when the Lib Dem's party broadcast started.

"Straight away, I noticed the temperature in the room go up when they started talking about scrapping Brexit.

"I knew from experience that it was due to the heat coming from Toby's head, and, sure enough, when I looked at him, he was bright red and the vein in his temple was throbbing like the clappers.

"I didn't want to miss the chance to save a few bob so I stuck the kettle on his head and boiled it up for a cuppa.

"His head was so hot it only took around half a minute. In the end, I had to switch the telly over to a wildlife programme to stop it from boiling over"

Mrs Dell also confided that she uses her husband to take the chill off the guest bedroom when the children are staying over by getting her him to sit in there for ten minutes with a picture of the European Union's Chief Negotiator, Michel Barnier.

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