Boris Johnson - the disabled man who doesn't need your handouts
It is perhaps the most unusual election strategy of recent years. Conservative spin-sters are beginning to spread a tale of Boris Johnson as a cripple, a man who suffers from excruciating mythomania, yet who, despite his problems, doesn't try to clai...
Read full storyCollege Admissions Scandal: Judge Orders Celebrity Daughter to Join Female Boxing Team
Los Angeles, CA. Art Kohn reporting for Spoof on Sports SOS. A superior court judge presiding over the college admissions scandal, today revealed the punishment for convicted briber, Rock Hunter, the Hollywood star who paid one million dollars to ge...
Read full storyFacebook Bans Prince Andrew
Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, has reacted to the ongoing furore over Prince Andrew and the allegations involving rape of an underaged girl back in 2001, by banning to Royal sex pest from the social media platform. Andrew, 59, is a Facebook regula...
Read full storyRevolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working
Having accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior but quite clear that no divine being is doing anything to aid the human condition, Thomas Gallicchio, a self-identified "Christian atheist," is urging people to pray for prayers to start working - a...
Read full storySexually-Active, Easily-Offended, Politically-Correct, Upper-Middle-Class, Privileged, Liberal College Students Born After 1980s Excited About Movies That Are Crippled By 'Self-Identity' Politics, Special Effects, The #METOO Movement, and WOKE
Unable to understand that extreme leftist movements often involve a sophisticated combination of contradictory ideals, a complete lack of intelligence and creativity, hypocrisy, excessive forcefulness, and an ultimate digression from their originally...
Read full storyShakin Stevens
Welsh Elvis impersonator Shakin' Stevens has revealed that he loves going into the shops at Christmas to hear his festive hit 'Merry Christmas Everyone'. 'I love it,' said the singer who made wearing double denim unfashionable in the 1980s. 'Of co...
Read full storyDivided Nation Unites to Celebrate National Blivit Day
WEST CHESTER, PA—Today our divided nation unites in the observation of National Blivit Day. According to Reader's Digest, where blivit first appeared in a 1945 column called "Humor in Uniform," a blivit was originally defined as "ten pounds of shit i...
Read full storyPubs considering a name change
Every pub across Great Britain, with the name The Duke of York, is now considering a name change. 'It was bad enough when the only rumours were about his 10,000 men, but now there is all of this stuff in the papers, and we don't know what to belie...
Read full storyGhislaine Maxwell Spotted In Fish Shop
A woman answering the description of Prince Andrew's friend, and former financier, Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend, Ghislaine Maxwell, has been seen in a fish-and-chip shop in the Old Kent Road, sparking a large hunt. Or womanhunt. Maxwell is the wom...
Read full storyPrince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island
Prince Andrew, the poor, beleaguered member of the Royal family who the media just won't leave alone after he indulged in 'a bit of the old in-out' with an underaged American girl in 2001, has decided that enough is enough, and that he will leave Lon...
Read full storyPrince Andrew to Enter The Jungle as I’m A Celeb ‘Latecomer’
Following yesterday’s announcement that he will be withdrawing from all public duties, beleaguered royal, Prince Andrew, has been unveiled as one of the so-called, ‘Latecomers’ on the hit TV reality show, I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. The 5...
Read full storyHow To Cope With The Tragedy Of Losing A Friend On Facebook
My previous Magazine submissions have contained a few 'slightly immature' and 'juvenile topics' such as poop, snot, boogers, dildos, masturbation, self-mutilation, vaginal scissoring, cock sucking, titty fucking, penis explosions, and butt sex. In t...
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