Prince Andrew, the poor, beleaguered member of the Royal family who the media just won't leave alone after he indulged in 'a bit of the old in-out' with an underaged American girl in 2001, has decided that enough is enough, and that he will leave London today for Pitcairn Island, where he will, henceforth, reside.
It's been a difficult time for the Duke of York, who has never been to York, and does not know where it is. He does know the South Pacific, however, having sailed there during his time in the Royal Navy.
Indeed, it's rumored that the Prince has a female friend on the Pitcairn Island.
In point of fact, he may have several.
The life of Prince Andrew has fallen apart recently, after allegations of underage sex hit the headlines, and business organizations have been lining up to cut their ties with several of his projects.
To cap it all, a pheasant-shooting weekend was cancelled at the last minute on Saturday.
According to Wikipedia:
"Pitcairn is the least populous national jurisdiction in the world"
which is just what Prince Andrew needs right now, and the island, and its remoteness, should suit him down to the ground.