Shakin Stevens

Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 21 November 2019

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Welsh Elvis impersonator Shakin' Stevens has revealed that he loves going into the shops at Christmas to hear his festive hit 'Merry Christmas Everyone'.

'I love it,' said the singer who made wearing double denim unfashionable in the 1980s. 'Of course, today the song would be a health and safety nightmare, and completely unsuited to all of the snowflakes. I mean, Snow is falling, all around us, children playing, having fun, tis the season, love and understanding, Merry Christmas, everyone.'

He makes the point, snow is dangerous. Children playing, having fun, but is it the right type of fun, at the right time. Love and Understanding is a lawsuit waiting to happen. It makes festivities in Albert Square seem safe.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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