Sexually-Active, Easily-Offended, Politically-Correct, Upper-Middle-Class, Privileged, Liberal College Students Born After 1980s Excited About Movies That Are Crippled By 'Self-Identity' Politics, Special Effects, The #METOO Movement, and WOKE

Written by Wesley Janson

Thursday, 21 November 2019

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"Land of the Free...and Home of the Brave!"...as long as you agree that women NEVER do anything wrong!

Unable to understand that extreme leftist movements often involve a sophisticated combination of contradictory ideals, a complete lack of intelligence and creativity, hypocrisy, excessive forcefulness, and an ultimate digression from their originally intended purpose of protecting those who were truly disadvantaged in American history, sexually active, easily offended, politically correct, upper middle class, privileged, liberal college students across the United States are desperately waiting for more movies to come out that excessively use special effects, while constantly portraying men as "stupid" and "incompetent."

Completely willing and heavily trained to use "intellectual verbal judo" in order to cut down any judgmental, racial, or ethnic argument deemed offensive that comes across their path, increasing numbers of sexually-active, easily-offended, politically-correct, upper-middle-class, privileged, liberal university undergraduates claim they are really enthralled by the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger (once a terrifying and unstoppable beast in 1984's Terminator) plays a loving father to a random family in Dark Fate...

...that Luke Skywalker (the Ultimate Hero who defeated Darth Vader and brought balance to the galaxy in the original Star Wars trilogy) was reduced to a helpless, disgusting, and dying turd in The Last Jedi...

...and that even Daniel Craig's 007 will be hopelessly neutered and made fun of constantly in the next James Bond movie before he is replaced by a black, female agent for the sole purpose of "being progressive."

"I basically agree with the extreme feminist agenda behind movies these days, because women clearly never do anything immoral," said Sarah Brimfield, 19, after taking it up the ass from a University-of-Wisconsin football player during a drunken frat party, during which she cheated on her loyal ('nice guy') boyfriend from high school.

"And anything I'm doing wrong right now will be forgotten in the future, but I'm going to make sure that I maintain my personal right to 'call someone out' if they say something 'disrespectful' when I get older," she angrily screamed, before receiving a massive cum-load all over her back.

"IT'S A WOMAN'S WORLD NOW!" she additionally roared with complete disregard to the unfathomable, emotional damage she had done by breaking someone's heart.

"I'm truly offended by the fact that 'male toxicity' has been such an abhorrent thing in the recent past," claimed Todd White, 21, before finishing off a can of beer and blowing his load all over the face of some random girl who agreed to follow him back to his dorm room, get underneath his desk, and suck his dick after a 'wild night out in town.'

"And I'm not sure what WOKE is...but I'm all for it!"

YEAHHHHH!" he screamed before accidentally banging his head on the desk and passing out on the floor.

Having never seen or understood the inspiration, creativity, vision, or hard work that was put into the entertainment industry of the 1980s and early 1990s, the current generation of sexually-active, politically-correct, upper-middle-class, liberal college students is sure to hold the future intact, as they look forward to movies with dazzling special effects, zero character development, quaint and family-friendly drama, flawless female heroines who meet every challenge perfectly, and stories that are completely non-threatening or offensive.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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