Facebook Bans Prince Andrew

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 21 November 2019

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His Royal Lowness desperately trying to get on Facebook earlier

Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, has reacted to the ongoing furore over Prince Andrew and the allegations involving rape of an underaged girl back in 2001, by banning to Royal sex pest from the social media platform.

Andrew, 59, is a Facebook regular, with more than 146,000 'friends', none of whom like him, but you never know when might need a royal friend.

Zuckerberg said:

"I'm being asked, every day, to "sort Facebook out", and now this! We can start by getting rid of this kind of individual, who thinks he is above the law. Nobody is above the law."

Prince Andrew is a man who is clearly out-of-step with those in the world around him. And some might say "in the world below him.

Officials from Twitter and Instagram are meeting this evening to decide whether or not they should cut their links with the Prick.

Er, I mean, Prince.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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