Boris Johnson Suspends Parliament In 'Clamping' Exercise
With just over two months to go before the October 31 deadline, when Britain will walk away from the EU, most likely on a 'no-deal' basis, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has thrown a giant spanner into the works of government, by deciding to suspend pa...
Read full storyNashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life
Ben Tuttle was happy for his friend Lance Johnson, who quit a tiresome, ill-paying grind of a job without any sort of backup plan, and then, just before his landlord was about to begin eviction proceedings, was offered a position out of the blue at h...
Read full storyPeaky Wankers
A school in Berwentwood On The Wolds has had an influx of Peaky Blinders-themed names as easily-influenced parents make daft choices and treat their kids as fashion accessories. The National Office of Statistics have admitted that the most popular...
Read full storyTrump Chastises Scientists For Never Agreeing With Him
Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has spoken out against scientists in his latest statement. He is mad because none of the scientists would validate or verify all the things he made up. "That Danish lady trying to tell me that crazy wind p...
Read full storyQueen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits
Buckingham Palace, London, England Queen Elizabeth, after finding the front lawn of Buckingham ruined after the last visit to the palace by US president, Donald Trump, has instituted some new rules.These have been necessary due to Trump's helicopter...
Read full storyIndianapolis Colts Out of Luck!
Indianapolis, Indiana. The once-feared Indianapolis Colts will open the 2019 National Football League season "out of Luck." They will be without their star quarterback, comeback player of the year in 2018, Andrew Luck. Luck, who unexpectedly annou...
Read full storyDenmark Sends Relief to Hurricane-Battered US Virgin Islands
Copenhagen, Denmark. Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen today announced that a relief mission was on it's way to the island of St. Thomas in the US-owned Virgin Islands. The first plane containing electrical and civil engineers is expected to land at t...
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