Trump Chastises Scientists For Never Agreeing With Him

Written by Al N.

Thursday, 29 August 2019

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Trump's worst nightmare-clean and reliable energy.

Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has spoken out against scientists in his latest statement. He is mad because none of the scientists would validate or verify all the things he made up.

"That Danish lady trying to tell me that crazy wind power is better than good old American coal was insane, and when I said so, do you think any scientists would back me up? I think it's UnAmerican, if not treasonous, to disagree with a seated president," said Trump, first in a Twitter tirade, and then in a campaign speech.

"When I say climate change is fake news, I expect the scientists, and most of them get paid by the government, to back up their President!" ranted Trump.

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