Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 29 August 2019

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This is the place where the Queen has chosen for the Trumps to stay on any future visits.

Buckingham Palace, London, England Queen Elizabeth, after finding the front lawn of Buckingham ruined after the last visit to the palace by US president, Donald Trump, has instituted some new rules.These have been necessary due to Trump's helicopters landing on the places where garden parties and similar are held, ruining the grass. (This was what the Queen related to the Australian Prime Minister.)

Of course, it is hoped there will be no more visits by any members of the Trump family. But if so, the new rules will be invoked.

The new rules include:

1. No helicopters
2. No golf carts
3. Only two Trumps at a time allowed
4. No one meets any members of the Royal Family until they pass an etiquette course.
5. A year's notice is required to visit a Royal Palace.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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