Nashville Woman Changes Her System for Awarding Points
In the past, no one ever won any points with Christa Thompson, a writer living in Nashville, Tennessee, by offering her negative feedback of any sort. But recently, after adopting a "growth mindset" which seeks to learn and grow, and enjoys the chall...
Read full storyGreenland? Are You Prepared for "Trump's Twaddle?"
The White House. Special to The Spoof. Greenland watchers are puzzled by the sudden burst of interest by the president in purchasing this mass of ice from Denmark. Here are possible motives for what may become known as "Trump's Twaddle," a modern cou...
Read full storySkeletor Opens Up About Eating Disorder
Eating disorders have been categorized by calloused individuals as first world problems. Anybody eager to dismiss the seriousness of an eating disorder has never known a person afflicted by the silent disease. Many powerful people have been kn...
Read full storyFredo Cuomo To Conduct CNN Debate With De Blasio And Bullock In Three Hole Outhouse
BILLINGSGATE POST: CNN announced today that Fredo Cuomo will conduct a Townhouse debate with New York Mayor Bill De Blasio and Montana Governor Steve Bullock, that will take place in a three-holer outhouse in Butte, Montana. Crowd control measures...
Read full storyRight Wing Stabby Stab
Leading Brexiteers have once again condemned the “elite agenda” and vowed to “fight this injustice” all the way to the European Court of Human Rights. Vincent Fuller, raging twonk, has been found guilty of attempted murder after thrusting a knife...
Read full storyOutwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now
Lucie Farrell received a great deal of sympathy from her coworkers immediately following the unexpected death of her 12-year-old feline companion, Luke, but after several weeks had passed, most of them agreed amongst themselves that she really ought...
Read full storyLabour’s Jeremy Corbyn forms alternative government out of garden shed at 10 Downing Street, Lib Dems’ Jo Swinson forms alternative alternative government out of telephone box across the road from 10 Downing Street
UK politics has taken a turn for the bizarre, as two opposition parties have each formed alternative governments and declared their leaders “the true prime minister” of the country. Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, who leads the official opposition,...
Read full storyPeter Schmeichel Says Harry Maguire Is The Best Keeper In The World Right Now
Former Manchester United 'custodian of the net', Peter Schmeichel, has said that the club's recent £80million signing of Harry Maguire was a shrewd move, as the former Sheffield United, Hull City and Leicester City player is the best goalkeeper in th...
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