Trump Declares Cuba Belongs to U.S.
Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, Florida. Special to The Spoof. By executive order, issued from his private retreat here, President Donald Trump today proclaimed that Cuba was part of the United States. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, at the Capitol, was u...
Read full storyNew Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer
For ages, man, as in the species not some random guy, has sought the fountain of youth. They found it in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it was the bad one that no one saw, so people have no idea where they found it. But now scient...
Read full storyDemocrats hope to ride prisoner voting issue all the way to the White House
Some say President Trump is pretty adept at creating and deploying memes to his advantage. Not so fast, say Democrats, we think we’ve discovered a way to beat the president at his own game. Bernie Sanders, AOC and members of the MSM are having an i...
Read full storyCriminals could get Legal Aid
Tabloid rage swelled to tumescent levels this week when it was revealed that suspected criminals in the UK were eligible to receive Legal Aid. Geoff Bile of the Daily Clench exclaimed, “This is political correctness gone mad! How dare those elitis...
Read full storyCharleston Man Avoids Relationship Conversation by Resuming Dipping Tobacco Habit
Trey Lipscomb of Charleston, South Carolina, successfully avoided what he anticipated would be a highly emotional conversation with his fiancee, Kerry Harper, regarding whether their relationship was really working, by resuming his habit of dipping t...
Read full storyWoman Runs Screaming Out Of Building
Grant County, Wisconsin. Terra Kreils, 37, ran screaming out of plant #447 of Wood Manufacturing Products, Inc. last Thursday. Severely traumatized and desperately trying to find solace within the 'essence of her own being' while hugging her knee...
Read full storyEcuadorian Embassy Turned Into Julian Assange's Own Dirty F-ing Art Studio
Ecuadorian officials just simply had enough of Julian Assange's "artistic endeavors". "Assange said that he was making art in the spirit of conceptual artistic great, Piero Manzoni. At first the staff found it to be intellectually challenging and...
Read full storyWoman Washed Trousers With Money In Back Pocket, And Did Not Discover It!
In a story that, frankly, defies belief, a woman who washed her husband's trousers with a $10 bill in their back pocket, and failed to realize this, only became aware of this when her husband informed her later. Esther Carsten, 33 wife of Bill, 36...
Read full storyMurder Mystery In Country House Has Police Baffled
A murder mystery at a sprawling country mansion has left police completely baffled, and desperately trying to find clues as to what happened and why. The murder took place at Tudor Mansion, deep in the Hampshire countryside, and detectives drafted...
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