6:00. Britain Now. Susanna Reid interviews a robot programmed to talk like Ronnie Corbett.
6:30. Tragedy Farm. The latest goings on in Sadley. A combine harvester crashes into the funeral hearse.
7:00. Quizbum. Geoff Arsely asks more anus related questions in the famous quiz show.
7:30. Celebrity Gender Swap. Today featuring Piers Morgan.
8:00. Badger Of Honour. Documentary about a brigade of badgers who fought in the trenches in WW1.
8:30. Underwater Darts. Live from Cardiff.
10:00. Amoebawatch. Will the cells finally split?
10:30. Film: Gangs of Colchester. A young man dreams of moving to Southend to escape his drab but violent life.
01:40. The Moon Live. Watch the mysterious body as it traverses the sky.
05:00. Weather.
