Washington - Reacting to a comment by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who referred to people attacked by terrorists on Easter in Sri Lanka churches as they worshipped as "Easter Worshippers" instead of Christians, Conservative Evangelicals went on the offensive, insisting that Clinton should have just said "Christians" to describe the victims.
While people who are not Conservative Evangelicals scratched their head for meaning, supporters of a President who routinely breaks just about every commandment in the bible, and makes a mockery of the example set forth by Jesus Christ himself, went berserk on social media and insisted that Hillary Clinton, who is a Christian, was not properly identifying people who would celebrate Easter by attending church services, in an attempt to belittle their brand of Christianity.
"There is a war on Christianity", said a prominent right wing evangelist who once claimed that Donald Trump had been "saved" in spite of the fact that he is the most narcissistic, self-absorbed, pathologically lying adulterer ever to occupy the White House. "People who follow Jesus and hang out with famous televangelists are Christians - it says so in Two Corinthians," tweeted Trump the next morning.