Chattre: The New Way to Learn Foreign Languages
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Read full storyMitch McConnell and Senate Republicans Vote Down Their Own Bill Proclaiming Ocasio-Cortez President
Washington - After scoring huge propaganda wins by introducing and then defeating proposed legislation, including the unrefined “Green New Deal” and “Medicare for All” bills, Senate Republicans have brought to the floor, and then defeated, a bill dec...
Read full storyA Message From Donald Trump
Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...
Read full storySeagulls To Be Wiped Out After BBC Live Baby Turtle Death
Television viewers of the BBC One program “Blue Planet Live,” jammed the broadcaster's switchboard on Sunday night, after witnessing a horrifying attack by a seagull on a baby sea turtle during a live broadcast. The seagull swooped in on a precisi...
Read full storyThe Pope Speaks
The Pope has declared that footballer Lionel Messi is “not God”, and also wondered out loud “if there was even a God”, because “fuck me this planets fucked”. In his most candid and explosive interview yet, Mr Pope told Back and to the Left news th...
Read full storyTrump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...
Read full story“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...
Read full storyMan Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding
It should have been a time for happiness and rejoicing on Saturday, but one man who was invited to a wedding enjoyed the whole tortuous, tedious torment so little, that he kept asking his wife: "Are we nearly at the end of this caper?" Moys Ken...
Read full storyHarlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With
A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...
Read full storyVigilante Warriors Reduce Crime in Mexico
The global watchdog group, OSRV, said, Friday, it found "reasonable evidence" that a group of skinheads successfully spread the mysterious hantaviruses in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico to reduce the world crime rate and save human life. The data was conta...
Read full storyMan Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft
A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...
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