Petrified Martian lizard spotted by NASA's Curiosity Rover
Space - "Who knows just how spooked that Martian iguana was?" was one International Space Station astronaut's comment today at NASA headlines back home about the discovery of a 'petrified reptile' in the red planet's Cydonia region. Images of the...
Read full storyEurope, Mexico, Middle Eastern Countries Joke About Those Americans!
In the past many American comics have earned a good living talking about the weird acts and ways of people from other countries around the world. Do Scots wear anything under their kilts. 50 Mexicans in the back of a truck. 900 Indians on a train!...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus: I Looked Just Like The Joker!
In a recent interview with Star$ Magazine, Miley Cyrus talked about what it was like growing up in the South. "Dad was always playing his guitar and gone for weeks playing barn dance-type shows and looking for a breakthrough. I had an Aunt and som...
Read full storyAlex Trebek Testifies in Murder Trial, Answers All Questions in the Form of a Question
HOLLY WOOD, CA--- Alex Trebek, host of the popular syndicated quiz show Jeopardy, testified in the murder trial of his former agent this afternoon. In a twist that seemingly nobody in the stunned courtroom saw coming, Trebek answered all questions i...
Read full storyCAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels
Omar Ahmad (CAIR President), Nihad Awad (CAIR Secretary & Treasurer), and Rafeeq Jaber (CAIR Vice President) and Ibrahim Hooper (Communications Director) were named to head the Obamacare Sunset panel, which is more commonly known as the Death Pan...
Read full storyNASA Concerned As The Land Rover Curiosity's Low Oil Light Comes On
HOUSTON - NASA scientists have expressed concern as they have received word from Mars that the land rover's low oil light has just come on. A spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb, said that it has its top mechanic working on the problem and hop...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts
BEVERLY HILLS - This past May, Kim Kardashian sold her restaurant that was located in Marina Del Rey. She said at the time that she hated having to sell Kim's Kozy Kitchen but it just became much too overwhelming. The KKK was noted for its Diet...
Read full storyChina To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit
DETROIT - President Obama was in Detroit where he gladly announced that he has talked to representatives from the Republic of China about opening up a factory in Detroit. The president said that the factory will be housed in the old Oldsmobile Pla...
Read full storyNSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece
MOSCOW - The notorious National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden recently talked with Vodkavich, the national news agency of Russia. He remarked that he feels like he has become part of the Russian family after having been graciously granted...
Read full storySenator John McCain Has The Solution To The Immigration Situation
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain of Arizona told American Spotlight Magazine that the time has come to make a decision on the ongoing issue of immigration. The GOP senator said that his home state along with California, New Mexico, and Texas...
Read full storyPhotographic Evidence Shows That The Moon Has A Huge Canyon That Resembles Arizona's Grand Canyon
HOUSTON - Recent photos that were taken of the moon have turned up what scientists are calling an amazing discovery. NASA reports that the photos which were taken with the RM-8000 Alpha Camera, which is the most powerful camera in the entire world...
Read full storyThe Church of The Scientific Method May Oust Kirstie Alley
TARZANA, California - Word coming out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Kirstie Alley may end up finding herself churchless. According to reports from an inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity, the Church of The Scientific Method is v...
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