Written by El Oyster

Saturday, 9 November 2013

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HOLLY WOOD, CA--- Alex Trebek, host of the popular syndicated quiz show Jeopardy, testified in the murder trial of his former agent this afternoon. In a twist that seemingly nobody in the stunned courtroom saw coming, Trebek answered all questions in the form of a question, as is custom on his game show.

The prosecution knew it was in for a long day when, in response to asking if he would please state his name for the record, Trebek cleared his throat and responded with, "Who is Alex Trebek?" Reporters say that the host stayed true to form throughout the entire day.

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