Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Funny story written by IainB

Monday, 31 October 2011

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They're all around me! Help!

Victoria Beckham, one quarter of the Beckham marriage, is embarrassed again after tweeting that thee were aliens massing outside her front door.

We're surrounded! she tweeted. There are aliens everywhere. 100s of little grey people.

This is the second time that Vicky Beckham has tweeted about aliens, which has had the side effect of Robbie Williams deciding to follow her.

"I might even get a Twitter account," said the former/current (*delete as appropriate) Take That singer, "and follow her on there too."

Brooklyn Beckham, who has twice the combined IQ of both parents, had previously pointed out that the UFO his mother had seen hovering above Beckinham Palace was not, as his mother thought, an alien-walien spacey ship; instead it was the moon and quite often seen in the sky during the night. In Vic's defence, she is normally in drinking herself into a stupor after four in the afternoon and the last moon she saw was Keisha's out of the back of a taxi.

News of Vicky's tweeting misdemeanour made it into the national papers. Fortunately, the words they used had too many syllables, and she thought they were congratulating her on her latest clothing range for garden shrubs, until it was read to her by her eldest son.

This embarrassment did not stop Ms Beckham from Tweeting on the 31st of October that she could see aliens.

"They weren't aliens," said Brooklyn. "Yes, there were hundreds of them. Yes, they were grey, and yes they were all short. They weren't aliens, though. They were trick or treaters."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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