Written by armfeetandtoe

Monday, 31 October 2011

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Mr Oot shows off his new coat

Mr Hangie Oot, from Scotland, has invented a raincoat for men that enjoy flashing at the general public. His invention will make life much easier for the men in macks.

Mr Oot explained the innovation to The Spoof.

"Nay mere, will the flasher have te use his honds. I have placed a small processor inside the lining of the coat, and one in the troos of the flasher. When the flasher sees his victim, he stamps his foot which activates the motor to unzip his troos which then activates the processor in the coat and opens it for a second. Just enough time to cause offence.

In the past, we were easy to catch, because in a shopping centre, we would be the only ones not carrying shopping bags, with this new invention, we can stroll around with bags, a packet of chips, well anything really, and while the hands are full, the flasher can do his business, and blend into the crowd more easily.

I have had 500 orders from Westminster already, its a post box, but they have paid. Oh, and one from Scotland yard".

The coat will be infused with Kevlar to keep it clean and avoid suspicion when being worn around town.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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