Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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Noticeably agitated over having been accused of inappropriate behavior while being under the influence of mind altering substances and over the influence of body altering bimbos, Charley Sheen decided to cut his losses by telling executives at CBS to "Go f..k yourselves."

Noting that he had a number of episodes already in the can, he unleashed his Hollywood attorney to sue for his lost wages and damages. Reported to be earning $2,000,000 per week, Sheen can hardly survive through the season with his posse of Ho's and Porn debutantes sequestered by him for fun and games.

Not since Doris Day told Rock Hudson that any lips that touch her's better not taste salty, has there been such an uproar in Hollywood. Time will tell if the entertainment industry will survive this onslaught.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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