Benghazi Kazi - A sordid uniform spat saw Muammar Gaddafi fire thirty of his elite virgin female bodyguards today.
Their tight-fitting westernised uniforms were driving the Colonel nuts and wreaking havoc with Mrs Gaddafi (Mk#2).
In their defence the elite killing brigade had claimed their titanium lined army-issue chastity protectors were merely doing 'what it says on the can'.
But the pantyliner contours were clearly upsetting the delicate Gaddafi matrimonial ecobalance.
"You can always tell, when the man starts involuntary drooling," sympathetic neighbors commented today.
The women are being replaced with a crack team of eunuchs sent from Zimbabwe by Robert Mugabe.
They will guard Gaddafi night and day without the burden of nearly dislocating his eyballs with the sight of their shapely poonanis.
Winnie Mandela is 104.
