Spoofer in Too Many of His Own Stories, Suspicious His Name is on TheSpoof.com Too Much
BIRMINGHAM, ENG & THESPOOF.COM - Spoofer Inhopeless today came to the shocking realisation that he has written himself into too many stories. "It was a bit weird that 'Inhopeless' was in 1 of 10 of my stories," he said. "Then I realised it was...
Read full storyMichael Jackson stuffed and mounted outside an English football ground
Pop legend Michael Jackson has made an unexpected appearance in London, England almost 2 years after his untimely death. The singer who had hits such as Thriller and Ebony and Ivory featuring Sir Paul McCartney, was unveiled in front of Fulham FC'...
Read full storySuperheroes Dispatched to Help With Libya
LONDON, WASHINGTON, NEW YORK, TRIPOLI & BENGHAZI - An extension has been added to United Nations Organisation Resolution 1973 to allow 'superpowered force if necessary'. This comes hot off the heels of the newly-delayed Superhuman Registration...
Read full storyRidiculous measures taken at Fukushima reactors
Fukushima - According to an anonymous source working at the reactor, known only as Terryachyshumo Gansakifushimi, Tokyo Electric Power is resorting to ridicules measures to block a cracked reactor here. Tepco is flushing into this leak: * Sty...
Read full storyObama Will Not Seek Re-election
Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama shocked the White House Press Corps today, announcing that he will not seek re-election. The President said, "I'm not going to sugar coat it, this job sucks. I can talk change all I want, but the second I p...
Read full storyEvolutionist with 1 inch cock rocks science world!
Crackpot Barry Sagani, the overly optimistic evolution buff has sensationally rocked the science world with his 1 inch cock. Like it says in the headline. The male chicken was hatched from an average sized egg, yet, now fully grown it measures onl...
Read full storyNew Zealand royal wedding stamps predict Wills and Kate split
Auckland - A perforated dividing line between the prenuptial pair splits the NZ$2.40 Kate Middleton from the NZ$3.40 Prince William on the couple's commemorative NZ$5.80 stickybacks. The Mother's Day issue reflects national confidence that the 29...
Read full storyComputers: The Advent Of Rage
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user." William Henry 'Bill' Gates III. An easy statement to make, I'm sure you'll agree, if you're worth in excess of US$56 billion off of the back of them. I, a humble 'end-user', think Bil...
Read full storyObama Thanks Troops for Sacrafices
In his weekly radio address, Saturday, President Barracks Obama thanked the men and woman of the United States Armed Forces, or the Legion of Darkness, as he calls them, for their many sacrifices during his presidency: "I want you all to know that...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen gets booed off the stage and he didn't notice a thing!
After getting the sack from his fab sit-com, "One man, a half brother and his shaggy dog" Charlie Sheen decided to torture the world once more by going out on a one-man live show. (He left his deranged babes at home) The shows were an immediate se...
Read full storyGov. Chris Christie: "As endearing as a beer fart!"
A public opinion poll released late yesterday sums up the public sentiments about Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey with the statement of one of those interviewed: "As endearing as a beer fart!" Despite the likeability rating of less than five...
Read full storyEntertainment world mourns the loss of Bingo Euphrates
Eastern European transsexual entertainer, Bingo Euphrates, was mauled to death yesterday by her troop of acrobatic midgets. The savage attack on the 47 year old entertainer was described by one witness as being, 'savage'. The attack took place...
Read full storyObama's 'Hawaii five-0' change of Birthday Suit!
The familiar 'suit and tie' Americans have come to associate with President Obama is to give way to more casual clothing this summer to mark the arrival of his 50th birthday on August 4th. Expect to see a much more snazzily dressed president step...
Read full storySPL Promise Rangers Severe Sanctions
The Scottish Premier League have threatened Rangers with the "severest of sanctions" should the Glasgow club slip into administration. The cash strapped outfit may be plunged into administration if HMRC insist on payment of a multi million pound t...
Read full storyIntelligent Design authors admit their designer is not very intelligent
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, authors of countless books on Intelligent Design and continually on the lecture and interview circuit propounding evidence for the reality of an intelligent designer behind life on Earth have admitted that they have been...
Read full storyDeflated Redknapp Faces Facts
Tottenham Hotspur have announced that plans to re-inflate club manager Harry Redknapp's face have been called off. A spokesperson for the North London club revealed yesterday, the day that came before today, that an engineer working on the specially...
Read full storyScientists Warn Of Threat To Air Travellers
Scientists from the University of California have advised that the radiation level from airport full body scanners pose no risk to travellers. In fact, there is more exposure to radiation in cosmic rays when planes fly at their top altitude but ev...
Read full storyTaylor Lautner Explains Why He Sent An Extremely "Erotic Email" To Kate Gosselin
CANCUN, Mexico - Taylor Lautner, who has appeared in all of the Twilight series movies, took a much needed vacation down to the extreme southernmost part of Mexico. Lautner flew down to Cancun, Yucatan, where he stayed at the luxurious Ole Toro Resort Hotel, which is one of the finest hotels located in the resort town of Cancun. The word 'Cancun' is Spanish for 'Land where the local citizens...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit and Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!
DETROIT - Charlie Sheen, the man with no show, no real friends, and really no clue opened up the first stop of his Charlie Sheen's My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour before a sell out crowd of 4,300, 4,289 who were...
Read full storyNew Fraternity Rules Put In Place
The US government has introduced controversial new measures meaning that members of college fraternities can take a month off work every year to meet up with their frat buddies. Businesses in the States will be legally obliged to allow their male...
Read full storyPresident Obama mulls action in Luxembourg
President Barack Obama is secretly mulling taking action against the oppressive regime in Luxembourg. The President is unhappy with the way Grand Duke Henri is treating his people. "The people of Luxembourg need hope. They need change. And I am t...
Read full storyAcademic Baffled by Newt Gingrich's Fear of Sharia Law
In his keynote address to the Tenth Annual Conference on Fear in America, noted scholar Dr. O .D. Ebby discussed an emerging fear of Sharia, or Muslim religious law, led by Newt Gingrich. "I frankly don't think Mr. Gingrich's fear is at all rati...
Read full storyRevenge In US After Afghan Burning
Following reports that an Afghan warlord burned toast in a public ceremony in Kandahar province, farmers in Bertrand, Nebraska have reacted strongly by vandalising an Afghan poppy stall in the city's downtown area. Nebraska is the biggest grain pr...
Read full storyRotating blue light now above Fukushima nuclear reactor
Fukushima - Live dispatch from the scene - The very early morning darkness of Fukushima is pierced by a huge flashing blue light emanating from the interior of a melted-down reactor, lying in shambles. In the background can be heard the roar of...
Read full storyComfort and Cameron Shock Scientific World- Awarded Nobel Prize
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for their 'Banana Theory', which conclusively proves Intelligent Design. Comfort and Cameron's pioneering research has stunned evolutionary biologists worldwide, who now h...
Read full storyMan Becomes Homicidal Maniac After Saying He'd 'Kill for Decent Burger'
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - A local Birmingham man has taken his pact to the extreme, as 52 people are dead and scores more are injured. Josh Coe, 21, had said he would 'kill for a decent burger', and after chancing upon a KFC restaurant he found a Zinger...
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