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Sunday, 3 April 2011

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Charlie Sheen in his stage outfit, what a clown!

After getting the sack from his fab sit-com, "One man, a half brother and his shaggy dog" Charlie Sheen decided to torture the world once more by going out on a one-man live show. (He left his deranged babes at home)

The shows were an immediate sell out throughout the US and Canada with everybody hoping for a good nights entertainment from "sober stand-up comedian" good-old Charlie.

"Anything Eddie Murphy or Robin Williams can do, I can do better," he promised. (you bet)

It seems that the show turned out to be Charlie ranting and raving at the world because it treats him so terribly?

After a short period into the first show the punters, who paid mega-bucks for the pleasure, started booing and even walking out, thank God Charlie didn't notice a thing, he was too drunk and stoned.

Charlie is determined to continue, promises to tone down the ranting, be sober and clean whilst performing, but has contracted Eddie Murphy to perform with him, that should at least get the crowds rocking and rolling in the aisles.

He's also promised not to have sex with Eddie whilst they're on the road! (Charlie could shag anything in his state)

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