Evolutionist with 1 inch cock rocks science world!

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Sunday, 3 April 2011

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Crackpot Barry Sagani, the overly optimistic evolution buff has sensationally rocked the science world with his 1 inch cock. Like it says in the headline.

The male chicken was hatched from an average sized egg, yet, now fully grown it measures only 1 inch in total height.

Sagani had been experimenting with eggs in his secret bunker laboratory, which is perpetualy surrounded by thunder storms. He was exposing the eggs to radiation in accordance with the nutty evolutionist theory that such behaviour can turn one creature into another.

As is always the case, no benefits were found, yet undaunted, Sagani asserts that this is in fact a benefit. "It's much akin to mobile phones. In the 1980's the first mobile phone were the size of an average settee. Now they are much smaller but yet far more powerful."

KFC the gourmet poultry mogul have yet to be convinced.

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