Taiwan Strait basalt rock wall 'part of antediluvian Lemuria UFO hangar'
Taiwan - (X-Files Mess): A huge 200 metre-long, 50 metre-high undersea basalt rock rampart off the Pescadores archipelago was once the wall of a giant Lemurian UFO hangar according to the latest NASA oceanographic survey. "The formation is encrypt...
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The Spoof was privileged last week to interview incumbent Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. TS (The Spoof): Hello Boris. BJ (Boris Johnson): Erm yes, I er, hello. TS: Boris. BJ: What, er. TS: Boris. In your opinion, has the Congestion Charge been a success for London? BJ: Well, yes, er I, erm, no. Actually, Ken Livingstone. er, yes. It's to to say that erm, possibly. TS: Since b...
Read full storyCoward Invents Martial Art
The world's biggest coward, Arthur Feartie, has invented a new martial art. The new form of self defence, called No Kan Do, is claimed to be superior to older, established eastern methods such as karate, judo and kung fu and western methods such as...
Read full storyPolitics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback
The world of politics was shaken to it's foundations today, when David Cameron announced that he plans to step aside in 2010 to enable the return of Margaret Thatcher. At 83, all but her most insane supporters would not have contemplated such a co...
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Glaswegian fast-food magnate, Ronnie MacDonald (no relation), has predicted that his latest culinary invention, the haggisburger, will revolutionise take-away eating throughout the world. "The haggisburger is coming," he declared proudly, "and wil...
Read full storyIt's Back To Work Day For Tired, Hungover Brits
Hot on the heels of the festive season of good cheer, the season of back to work sheer misery. Millions of tired, hungover Brits suffered a shocking reality check today as they went back to work after the holiday season. For a start, it was lit...
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Gary Lineker has sparked fresh controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United's Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.
Read full storyAlternative Investments Go Big As Stock Market Crashes
June 2024 - The death of the stock market in the spring of 2024 ushered in the age of alternative investments. Stock owners en mass loosed themselves of now worthless stocks and began buying collectibles as a money hedge. Expansion in this field has…
Read full storyDave From Coventry was The Funniest
A TheSpoof.com writer was reportedly distraught tonight, and about to go into hiding following his wife's revelation that the funniest bloke she had ever met was a bloke called Dave. From Coventry. The TheSpoof.com writer, who wishes to remain...
Read full storyDick Cheney Voted "Worst President of All Time"
Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be "the worst President in history'. Cheney, using someone named 'Bush' as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to...
Read full storyGhostbusters Go Bust
Who you gonna call? - Don't bother calling Ghostbusters if there's something strange that don't look good. They've called in the receivers. With money in short supply the ghosts are having a whale of a time, but because people these days tend to h...
Read full storyRussian Submarine 'In Difficulty' Off Great Yarmouth
Coast guards in Great Yarmouth and Gorleston have revealed that that they intercepted SOS calls from a Russian submarine off the Norfolk coast. "They were apparently concerned that they were running out of fuel and the crew worked out that being u...
Read full storyThe Gringo Drug Wars
MODESTO, California - The world of drugs is often times a dungeon of dark and mysterious underworld wheelings and dealings. Drug cartels continue to viciously battle each other to be the top dog in the drug house. Two of Colombia's top drug carte...
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For the first time in the history of United States Presidential Inaugurations, the departing President will have a song played in his honor. This Spoof reporter was given exclusive access to the words of the song that will be played to reflect George W Bush's two terms in office. George the Tragic Braggart George the tragic braggart, lived in DC for seven years he fostered fears, of a m...
Read full storyGov. Blagojevich Outsourcers Senate Seat to India
CHICAGO, ILL - In a surprise move today, Gov. Rod Blagojevich announced the withdrawal of the nomination of Roland Burris to the United States Senate and nominated Frankie 'Mumbai Italiano' Mujibar, not to be confused with his brother-in-law, Vinnie...
Read full story'Israelis going too far', claims Hitler
In a surprise speech in Berlin today, German Chancellor Adolf Hitler claimed that Israelis were being too extreme against the Palestinians of Gaza. 'Top marks for the air attacks on civilians, sure', he said, though in German, 'and yeah, cutting o...
Read full storyAccrington Alien Invasion Latest
Accrington, Lancashire - Live - I just met up with the mayor of Accrington in a pub by the cemetary. In the distance we can hear the shocking sounds of ray guns, lasers, and the the crack of cricket bat on alien head. The mayor of Accrington, the...
Read full storyAliens Attack Accrington - It's Total Chaos
Accrington, Lancashire - As we speak, alien attack ships have opened fire on Accrington ,Lancashire with laser beams, death rays and sonic eardrum blasters. Reports are also coming in of alien starships disgorging hordes of little grey alien foots...
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Rebecca Romign and Jerry O'Connell are the proud parents of twin girls according to reports on the radio this morning including that of Howard Stern on his satellite radio program. Romijn, 36, regretfully had missed Howard Stern's recent nuptials...
Read full storyMortuary Licensed To Sell Guns
Officials in Cheyenne, Wyoming, and its surrounding area say they are astounded that there are so many federally licensed gun dealers in their cities and even in very small communities. For instance, many private homes are licensed dealerships, as...
Read full storyPictured: the discreet Highland crack den where Kate Middleton is schmoozing William into red-blooded heterosexuality
Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Festive Fisting Mess): The UK media is all agog at recently released pictures of a 'simple Highland crack dealing den' on the Old Queen Mum's former Birkhall estate. The hut is where Koo Stark's bastard spawn Kate M...
Read full storyBarack Obama struck down with dumbness
American President-elect Barack Obama, who has made speeches about everything from the global economy to the problems of cutting dogs' toenails, has been tragically made dumb, as the conflict in Israel worsens. One doctor, speaking from Washingto...
Read full storyLitterbug Video Up for Cannes Film Festival Award
People who drop litter in a London borough, or commit unsociable acts, could be filmed by a special council team and face £80 fines or an on-the-spot rogering by their PFI-contracted squads of puffy hi-viz environmental community service snitches.
Read full storyFumbling Firework Farce Finally Fades
Firework shop "Bang and a Whimper" have announced they will be closing down their Fullham branch down next month due to flimsy sales. The specialist firework retailer is now a ticking time bomb set to explode and evaporate from history. Jonathan Reed...
Read full storyPassword Complexity Increasing
In the modern world where identity fraud is on the increase, many security conscious firms are introducing more complexity into their staff passwords. But the staff are equally ingenious when it comes to ways around the rules. "It's important," sa...
Read full storyProfessor in Corpse Sex Plan
The maverick German professor Gunther von Hagens who caused a storm with his public autopsy has revealed he wants to show dead people having sex in an exhibition he bizarrely plans to call 'Kinky Corpses'. He said: "I am really thinking of it, but...
Read full storySafety advice for 'sex dungeon'
Cops and council officials are probing complaints from neighbours about a bungalow operating as a sex dungeon, reports claim. The home, in a posh street in Kent, was reportedly advertised on a website as 'The House of Pleasure and Pain' and is bel...
Read full storyBush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hoping to partially offset record budget deficits, President Bush has called for a yard sale of unprecedented proportion. Republican members of the House and Senate will join the Bush administration in collecting various items and...
Read full storyStalybridge Celtic break away record
Stalybridge Celtic of the Conference North were admitted into the Guinness Book of Records for the most consecutive away games for a senior team. The last away game played by the Conference North side was at the start of October 2008. Due to cup r...
Read full storyThe NBA's Oklahoma City Thunder(less) Struggling At (4-30)
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma - The Oklahoma City Thunder have the worst record in the NBA. The Thunder(less) have played 34 games and have managed to only win 4. Team coach Scott Brooks was asked what the problem seems to be and he replied, "My guess i...
Read full storyGeorge Bush To Join The Amish Religion
WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Bush has decided that after he leaves office on January 20, 2009, he will be moving to Lancaster County, Pennsylvania and joining the Amish community. Bush will be legally changing his name from George W. Bush to Jorgen...
Read full storyPlans Scrapped for Cola Powered Car
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...
Read full storyObama Changes Name to Baruch Adonai Elohenu in Support of Israel
Barack Obama's silence over the Israeli invasion of Gaza has provoked an outcry from the Arab world hoping that the new American President might have a fresh perspective on the Arab Israeli conflict. The president elect broke his silence finaly but h...
Read full storyChief Schools Inspector to Replace Boring Teachers with "Stimulating" Ones
School inspectors believes that bad behaviour in the classroom is the direct result of gawd awful tedious teachers and their boringly banal lessons. To alleviate this, the inspectors want more stimulation in the schoolhouse. In response to the...
Read full storyFrito Bandito Resigns from Commerce Before Approval
New Mexico Governor with an old Mexico corruption charge, Frito Bandito Richardson has sought to save Obama from the embarrassment of another indicted democrat and an election contribution scandal. Apparently the high profile not so highly ethical go...
Read full storyBarack Obama Flu Takes Hold In Southern USA
Hospitals and emergency rooms across the whole of the southern USA were on standby today, as medics warned that a drastic increase in the so-called Obama Flu could herald a nationwide epidemic. Obama Flu, or to give it its correct medical name, Ba...
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