Who you gonna call? - Don't bother calling Ghostbusters if there's something strange that don't look good. They've called in the receivers.
With money in short supply the ghosts are having a whale of a time, but because people these days tend to have short arms and deep pockets the demand for New York outfit Ghostbusters has dropped to zero.
'It's sad,' said a spokesman. 'But Ghostbusters have gone into voluntary liquidation. It's not that there aren't any ghosts out there bugging people and scaring the crap out of them, it's that people are too tight to pay for the service.'
A ghost told us:
'This is the best news we've had all year. Those Ghostbusters were a right pain in the arse, but now we'll be able to get on with our work, rattling chains, spooking people, and being headless and that. It's dead good is this.'
More as we get it.
