Cops and council officials are probing complaints from neighbours about a bungalow operating as a sex dungeon, reports claim.
The home, in a posh street in Kent, was reportedly advertised on a website as 'The House of Pleasure and Pain' and is believed to specialise in sadomasochism.
Firemen were even asked to look into the potential hazards of games of 'waxplay' - in which burning candles are dripped on to a clients privates.
The website, currently undergoing maintenance, says the Bromley bungalow gave people the opportunity to dress up as adults or babies or even housing officers and encouraged clients to explore the 'darker side of their sexuality'.
"Outdoor domination", "woodland experiences" and even "horsey business" were also offered.
It states that "The Dominatrix" aka Tina Porter does not offer any sexual services but describes her as a 34-year-old "natural born sadist". A former lover, who for legal reasons wishes to remain anonymous, told our reporter: "This really does not surprise me. The time I spent with Tina was without doubt the most painful I have ever experienced. I would come in from work and before I even had time to put the kettle on I was trussed up on some kind of metal contraption and "Mistress Storm" as she is now known would force root vegetables up my Isla St Clair until I screamed out my Barclaycard number".
He added: "Not satisfied with this she would then invite her equally sadistic friends round to physically and verbally abuse me until the early hours. I seldom got any sleep spending most of the night tending to my wounds and extracting Jerusalem Artichokes from my personage. How I held down the job as Bishop of Gloucester I will never know. We don't tend to use the word 'evil' now in the Christian Church but I make an exception in this case. How the relationship lasted 18 months I will never know".
Whatever the uses of 134 Pinewood Avenue, Bromley there are genuine concerns amongst the local residents that the property is an accident waiting to happen.
A spokesman for Kent Fire Service reportedly said: "We attended and offered advice about things such as fire alarms and marked exits. If we discover that Ms Porter's home is operating as a business there would be serious shortfalls in health and safety. However if consenting adults wish to inflict pain on each other that really is not our concern. My wife and I occasionally spank each other and apart from confusing the dog I honestly don't think we are doing any harm".
