It's Back To Work Day For Tired, Hungover Brits

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 5 January 2009

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You Can All Forget This Malarkey Til Next Christmas

Hot on the heels of the festive season of good cheer, the season of back to work sheer misery.

Millions of tired, hungover Brits suffered a shocking reality check today as they went back to work after the holiday season.

For a start, it was literally freezing cold this morning, and as if that wasn't enough, the roads were choked up with traffic, rail fares have gone up and the bosses are the same jerks they were in the weeks before Christmas.

"I don't know if I can handle this," a commuter at Basingstoke station told us. "I've got the shakes, my internal organs are vibrating, I need scaffolding to prop up my eyelids and to be perfectly honest the only thing I want at the moment is a pint of lager and a doner kebab. But I suppose you have to get on with it.'

Which is one thing the British excel at.

Getting on with it

More getting on with it as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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