Hell to the Chief

Written by marduk

Monday, 5 January 2009

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For the first time in the history of United States Presidential Inaugurations, the departing President will have a song played in his honor.

This Spoof reporter was given exclusive access to the words of the song that will be played to reflect George W Bush's two terms in office.

George the Tragic Braggart

George the tragic braggart, lived in DC
for seven years he fostered fears, of a made up enemy
George the tragic braggart, wanted his war
so he lied and thousand died, and there will be many more.

Little snarky Georgie
loved to act real tough
but his rooster walk and cocky talk
wasn't quite enough
he had to make a statement
to cement his legacy
and to show his mum, he's not the bum
that his dad knew him to be

then one day it happened
little Georgie got his way
his proof was fake, like yellow cake
but Congress said OK
no mission was accomplished
as the world was soon to see
by his own hand, he nearly ruined the land
that once was Proud and Free

Oh, George the tragic braggart, lived in DC
he worshipped war but he ignored, our economy
George the tragic braggart, on this we can agree
the States were cursed, he was the worst
President in history.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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