Dick Cheney Voted "Worst President of All Time"

Written by rfreed

Monday, 5 January 2009

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Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be "the worst President in history'.

Cheney, using someone named 'Bush' as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to the point of near-dictatorship. Showing cheeky disregard for constitutional rights and international treaties while still mouthing the virtues of democracy, Cheney weakened the freedoms of the individual in all aspects of the government. His two-faced form of governing has inspired other corrupt leaders such as Robert Mugabe and Jabba the Hut. Russian 'Leader behind the Throne' Putin has modeled his unique form of despotism after Cheney's. The Generals running Burma consider him an adviser. Donald Trump often writes to him with questions.

Madame Toussaunds Wax Museum has recently added a display of America's first dictator to its collection. "It has been very effective in scaring the rats out of the place." stated curator Monsieur Threesaund. "Unfortunately also quite a few of the customers as well." The London police borrow it at night to ride around in their police cars with to scare would be criminals they come across,

Amnesty International has even written a special report of abuses suffered by an entire nation tortured mentally and emotionally during his reign. Parade Magazine included him in its 'Top Ten Dictators Of The Year' rating just behind Gaddafi.

When questioned by very brave reporters who dared get with in biting range of the alleged 'civil servant', Cheney snarled "I might be 'the worst president of all time' but on the list of 'greatest tyrants of all time' I happen to rank quite high." He then had the reporter tortured.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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