Smoking redhead removed from Plymouth pub
A woman with a penchant for smoking cheap cigarettes was removed from a Plymouth pub after refusing to extinguish one of her vile burning weeds.
Read full storyJohnny Depp arrives at TheSpoof.com
A character by the name of "Johnny Depp" has appeared on the satire and parody site of note, TheSpoof.com, and will most likely not remain for very long.
Read full storyMurdering Stingray Sings: Gives up Irwin Murderer in Plea Bargain
Despite his confession, stingray Samuel "The Hit Manna" Volare won't be serving serious time for his murder of a Michigan boater in Florida.
Read full storyDumbledore's Moment of Truth reveals itself
Who ever really believed that J.K. Rowling had actually killed Dumbledore? Not me. Nor did over half of the Harry Potter loving population. No, we all knew that Dumbledore was just hiding away waiting for the opportune moment to "leap out" at us.
Read full storyRageh Omar, Opus Dei stooge
London - (Hitler's Pope Mess): Former BBC Scud Stud journalist Rageh Omar has been reported to the Broadcasting Standards Authority for making a farcical quack science program about the Turin Shroud.
Read full storyDookies ask for, get do-over
Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski asked for and was granted a do-over by the NCAA after West Virginia defeated the Blue Devils 73-67 in the second round of the NCAA Tournament on Saturday.
Read full storyBank of England reduces collateral requirements
The Governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King, has announced that banks will be allowed to use a wider range of collateral to back loans from the central bank. Among the assets banks can now use are "vague insincere promises", "IOU...
Read full storyDevils and Peguins Players Arrested
New Jersey State Troopers stopped the game between the New Jersey Devils and the Pittsburgh Devils moments after the game started. The arrest came from the orders of New Jersey Attorney General Anne Milgram in response to New Jersey's new "...
Read full storyDr Edward Maxwell, Dalai Lama to join forces
Spoof writer of note Dr Edward Maxwell announced a partnership with the Dalai Lama today, the first such spoof writer to do so.
Read full storyWhite House Easter Egg Roll
Tradition sought a date with ethical consumerism at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll where eggs used for the event were certified by APPPA (Americans Pastured Poultry Producers' Association) as having been laid by free range chickens. Prob...
Read full storyMinister proposes 5000 pupil classes
Schools Minister Jim Knight has caused controversy after remarks he made suggesting that class sizes of up to 5000 were perfectly acceptable. Mr Knight explained that due to slim lining of the RAF to meet current defense requirements a number of for...
Read full storyRadcliffe Stalks Himself
We have heard of attention seeking, but pretending you are being stalked is taking things a little too far.
Read full storyDr. Edward Maxwell is His Own Wife
During a follow up evaluation with Dr. Edward Maxwell, Dr. Pankerman has found out some interesting news. It has become apparent to Dr. Panker man that, Dr. Maxwell is clearly worse off than he originally thought.
Read full storyMumbai Man Dies On Being Hit With A Water Balloon During Holi Celebrations
A 22-year old man died of internal injuries when he was hit by a water balloon during the annual festival of Holi today.
Read full storyBush Solves Gas Dilemma
The price of gasoline is skyrocketing thanks to the incompetence of the U.S. President and megalomaniac gas companies (same thing), but George W. Bush has solved our crisis, and the free world can breath easy.
Read full storyHogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal
Undisclosed location, England- In wizarding news this week, the suspicious deaths of Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.
Read full storyAce Of Spades Bassist Joins In The Robbie Williams Crap Lyric Debate
Hell-raising Motorhead bassist and frontman, Lembit Opik, has pitched into the Robbie Williams crap lyric row.
Read full storyWorld's Oldest Man and Spoofwriter Dies at 117
(Philadelphia PA) The world's oldest man died today. 'Fish' was 117. He was found dead from a heart attack typing a story for TheSpoof.com.
Read full storyRobbie Williams In Crap Lyric Row
Sensational news today as a report has said that a well known lyric in a Robbie Williams song is nothing more than crap.
Read full storyElvis Ain't Dead
Elvis has apparently been seen in the bushes of the Harry Potter set in Farnham.
Read full storyDavid Cameron Fails Cycling Proficiency Test (Again)
Conservative Party leader David Cameron is in the spotlight again today after it was announced that he had recently failed his Cycling Proficiency Test for the sixth time, breaking a 112-year national record
Read full storyThe Real Reason for Voldermort's Meanness
It has emerged today that the tales of the dark lord that you were span and gullibly believed for so long were untrue. And that the truth was quiet the reverse.
Read full storyNancy Pelosi And Dalai Lama Are 'An Item', Says China
Top US lawmaker Nancy Pelosi and the spiritual leader of Tibet, the Dalai Lama, are "romantically involved", and a threat to East/West relations, according to a source deep inside China.
Read full storyFriends Renuited Launch New Website - "Bastards Reunited"
Following the phenomenal success of popular website "Friends Reunited", which puts old schoolfriends back in touch, the creators have launched a new website called "Bastards Reunited".
Read full storySlickly Slender
According to my definition of soul, electromagnetic radiation, last week, I was promenading in space, when I was accosted by a weird old man who introduced himself as the biblical Noah and CEO of new Ark in space. He added he was waiting for a new cargo. Perhaps due to my blank face, he inquired if I had any animosity toward men of God.
Read full storyConstant Big Storms in US Believed to be Darwin's Punishment for Intelligent Design and Heterosexuality
Scientists from across the world have gathered in the storm-plagued US Midwest to study the weather phenomena of recent years. Tornadoes, hurricanes and floods of biblical proportions have scientists hypothesizing that there may be some preternatural...
Read full storyObama Aide Compares Possible First Laddie to McCarthy
NY Times reports: "Merrill ''Tony'' McPeak, a former chief of staff of the Air Force and currently a co-chair of Obama's presidential campaign, said he was disappointed by comments Clinton made while campaigning for his wife,...
Read full storyWar Cash Cow Stimulates the Economy!
Most economists have been emphasizing the economic drain on the US economy represented by the five year fiasco in Iraq. With death toll reaching 4,000 and the death benefit at $500,000 each, worst President ever Bush announced a new economic stimulus...
Read full storyAnalysis of New Bin Ladin Tape Reveals Dick Cheney's Voice
Cambridge, Massachusetts Few people have ever heard US Vice President Dick Cheney's voice. He characteristically sits glumly behind the podium at US Senate proceedings, silently glaring at everyone, as if to remind them that th...
Read full storyNASA's Odyssey Orbiter discovers Salt, pepper, other spices on Mars
Scientists were stunned when the Martian orbiter Odyssey began sending back photos of what appeared to be an array of spices including salt, pepper, oregano and -- possibly -- chive in the southern hemisphere of the Red Planet.
Read full storySexually Ambivalent British Citizens Denied Entry To US: "all you English sound like poofs"
British writer and self-styled dandy Sebastian Horseface was denied entry to the United States yesterday after arriving to promote his memoir on a life spent looking and sounding flamboyantly gay.
Read full storyGeorge Bush will soon join the ranks of the unemployed
Washington Spoof News. With the end of his second term plainly in sight, George Bush is spending more time looking at on-line job search sites, and posting his resume wherever possible.
Read full storyTheSpoof.com Staff Undergoes Psychiatric Evaluations.
In recent spoof news, The Spoof writer known as Dr. Edward Maxwell has been diagnosed with split personalities. When Dr. Maxwell's stories seemed to bounce from good to bad, personal rant to real news, the staff of TheSpoof.com became wary.
Read full storyAfter Baristas win $100 Million Dollar judgment, Starbucks says: "It's Gas, Grass or Ass from now Onward. No body rides for free."
Seattle, Washington - Starbuck's business practice of letting shift supervisors dip their hands into the baristas tip jar, allowing them to split it instead properly compensating them from its coffers of corporate profits was challenged in a cour...
Read full storyGirl Loses Virginity to Bicycle Seat
While riding her bicycle to school, thirteen year old Amanda Peterson swerved to avoid a traffic accident. The collision flipped the young girl over the bars and onto the grassy area next to the road and her bike fell onto her in a compromising posi...
Read full storyPro Wrestler Tracey Brooks Runs for Congress in Albany
Tracey Brooks, a professional wrestler in the TNA (Total Nonstop Action) league, is doing well in her first run for US Congress. Brooks wrestles under the first name Traci, but for her first political effort she is going with the more formal...
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