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Written by Tiki Murphy

Saturday, 22 March 2008

Do you hear voices in your head?

Are you the only one who gets your jokes?

Are you the class clown?

Have you ever been arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior?

Have you ever dreamed of writing the best news story ever?

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Do you want a pulitzer?

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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