Book at Bedtime choices defended
The woman in charge of BBC Radio 4's Book at Bedtime has defended her decision to pick books that listeners have branded 'disturbing.'...
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Buck Swope, president of American Broadcasting Company, announced today that the station will soon be producing a television program aimed specifically for their regular viewers.
Read full storyBlackburn Rovers put Bentley up for sale
BLACKBURN is in complete and utter shock after learning that one of their prize assets could in fact be leaving the town in a matter of weeks.
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An exclusive restaurant for wild ducks is to open in Worcester, it was announced today.
Read full storyKitten Poetry is New Black Death
Kitten poetry is the new Black Death according to sociology expert Dr. Erica Mans.
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A woman with a hideously obnoxious laugh, was thrown from a moving vehicle by her husband of 13 years.
Read full storyAmericans Getting Uglier, Study Concludes
Chicago, IL - We've all heard the phrase, "Ugly American". Now it appears that science may lend some credence to the stereotype. Researchers at the University of Chicago Center for Bioaesthetics have announced results of a study indic...
Read full storyJohn Terry for Hull City-Betting Suspended
A general alert was issued by bookmakers earlier toady after a large man in a Hoofer of St George top was seen with a large kit bag of cash entering betting shops in the surrey area looking for eleven to four for penalty king John "Dr Foster&quo...
Read full storyStunned Sheva wins World Player of the Year
The football world is scratching its head this morning over the results of the FIFA World Player of the Year award, announced last night in a lavish ceremony in Milan. The surprise winner was Chelski bench-warmer Andriy Shevcenko following a season t...
Read full storyRonaldo - United Confiscate Passport
Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday ended speculation about his future by declaring 'Manchester United are the biggest club in the world, and are the only team I will ever play for'.
Read full storyOasis get the As Bad As Cliff Award
Oasis today received the As Bad As Cliff Award, at the Park Lane Hilton in London. The award is given to people who have had a lifetime of a lack of achievement, such as Sir Cliff, Oasis, Blur and Paul McCartney.
Read full storyParis Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open
Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.
Read full storyHillary is 'Hitler's love child'
In an official announcement, it was revealed today that Hillary Clinton is actually the daughter of German dictator, Adolf Hitler. A spokesman for the Senator said: 'Yes, Mrs. Clinton's father was actually Adolf Hitler. She will be making a s...
Read full storyGordon Brown apologises to taxpayers
Gordon Brown today cause shock and horror among Government ministers by admitting that he has been overtaxing the British public for years by stealth.
Read full storyNinety percent of men will be forced to have sex change
In the year 2025, when the new World Leader takes control, Princess Kara Kent, will sign into law that all but ten percent of men, will be transformed into women whether they want to be or not.
Read full storyPrince Harry of Wales seen recruiting in Cardiff
Prince Harry Wales the decorated Afghan war hero who will be leading the crusade to Jerusalem of 2013 was spotted at a school in Cardiff yesterday on what was clearly a recruiting drive, younger members of Cardiff City's soul crew were seen in th...
Read full storyUS Government in fix after Bush goes missing
Yesterday, there was pandemonium at the White House when President George W. Bush went missing.
Read full storyAlcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'
Drinking alcohol cuts the risk of developing arthritis by half, Swedish research has suggested.
Read full storyDHS and MI5 Begin Mass Arrests and Executions of Spoof Writers and Readers
New Yawk NY-- Department of Homeland Security and MI5 began a coordinated effort yesterday against TheSpoof.com. Arrests and summary executions of all spoof writers and readers were initiated to protect the population of the US and UK. Arrest warrant...
Read full storyMcCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!
In a Presidential race that has seen a blackman, a white woman, and the oldest fart running for the first time for President of the U.S.--all out of character for the typical male-whitebread Presidential contest---now enter the biggest surprise of al...
Read full storyNASA Claims Moon Landings Actually Happened
In an extraordinary move today, NASA tried to claim that the American Moon landings really happened.
Read full storyHull City - The new Watford?
The until recently little heard of Hull City football club, who are based on the English northern riveria at the join of Europe's two largest freshwater rivers. The Ull and the Umber have been described by some pundits as the lottery louts of the...
Read full storyDiving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up
Following endless diving incidents by overpaid stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, an FA Diving Hall of Fame is to be set up. There are various qualifications for entry into the hall, though a surname ending in the letter 'o' is a probable point...
Read full storyJesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour
Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.
Read full storyGermany Invades Austria Again
German tanks were seen gathering on the border with Austria again this morning after more than 60 years of peace between the two countries. It's thought an invasion is imminent.
Read full storyPoland To Become Part Of UK
Poland, the dark and eerie Eastern European country, is to become the fifth member of the United Kingdom, and immigrants from Poland will, from 10 June, be accorded the same rights as those accorded to UK-born citize...
Read full storyMoustaches Responsible for Millions of Deaths!
Following a four year investigation it has come to the attention of anti- terrorism chiefs that throughout history, the people who have threatened world peace have all sported facial hair.
Read full storyBill Clinton joked with female family cook
Bill Clinton joked with his family cook according to Vanity Fair.
Read full storyAll Of England Is Cheering-on Poland
England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.
Read full storyChelsea Close In On Big Phil
Chelsea are today expected to confirm that their search for a new manager is over, and that they have secured the signature of Big Phil - not Felipe Scolari, the Brazilian, but Big Phil Mitchell, of...
Read full storyObama Plays Hide and Seek With Media; Chutes and Ladders is Next
(Washington & Chicago & Points In Between) - Presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama decided to get his relationship with the press off to a strong start by playing a game of hide and seek with with them yesterday. Aides suggested this game play...
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Dear P4YG, I have a new boyfriend who has been suggesting to me some interesting yet scary sounding sexventures. I have been a faithful...
Read full storyMcGoon Sides With Bush and Joe McCarthy : Constitution Forbids Privacy!
Repub candie John McGoon has joined enemies of privacy rights like Joe McCarthy, J. "Evening Gown" Edgar Hoover and George W. Bush. McGoon stood before the Liberty Bell ijn Philadelphia and declared that the true meaning of the cracked bell...
Read full storyMcCain Picks VP; No-one Cares
Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.
Read full storyJalapenos to Fuel Mars Mission
Kennedy Space Centre, Florida - NASA officials charged with putting a man on Mars "faster, better, cheaper" have made a stunning breakthrough using Jalapenos as an alternative to traditional rocket fuels. Initial trials have proved remarkab...
Read full storyAir Force Misplaces Weapons of Mass Destruction
Unlike delusional or downright deceptive Bush and the non-existent WMD's of Sadamm Hussein (No relation to B. Hussein Obama until the desperate Republican attack dogs fake genetic evidence), US Air Force Secretary Loser and chief of staff, Gen. M...
Read full storyMortgage crisis spreads to the afterlife as cemetery plot prices plummet
Los Angeles, California - Real estate was once considered a sound investment simply because God is not making anymore more of it, but even the best of things can be undone by the devil that lives in the details. So, as real estate prices continue to...
Read full storyRed Sox Manny Being Maniac!
While the Boston Red Sox were sockin their opponents in one of their many drunken Irish brawls, Manny Ramirez was being Manny smokin' the gange in the clubhouse(Manny asked to be excused to do #1 when he saw a fight brewing). The Red Sux got their asses kicked the way they have for most of Major League baseball history both on and off the field.
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