Blackburn Rovers put Bentley up for sale

Funny story written by Duff Man

Saturday, 7 June 2008

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BLACKBURN is in complete and utter shock after learning that one of their prize assets could in fact be leaving the town in a matter of weeks.

Rovers of Blackburn a leading car merchants last night put the Bentley Continental GT convertable up for sale at a cut price of just £40,000 sending Blackburn's public into a state of shock. One person when asked how shocked they were replied: "I'm a tomato sauce man myself".

The man's controvesial comments have also split the town.

Back on track (no punt intended), and a Manchester company look set to take the Bentley away from Blackburn, with a former Blackburn Bentley owner now living in Manchester with a keen interest on the pacey car.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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