Unlike delusional or downright deceptive Bush and the non-existent WMD's of Sadamm Hussein (No relation to B. Hussein Obama until the desperate Republican attack dogs fake genetic evidence), US Air Force Secretary Loser and chief of staff, Gen. Mosyondowndaroad, actually had serious weapons of mass destruction and lost them.
Air Force officials have been looking all over for the lost WMD's.: "We looked in the garage, under the back seat of the minivan and in the attic", explained Air Force spokesperson, A.F Spoke Sperson, " AF personnel are not supposed to take weapons home but sometimes it is the convenient thing to do...".
Air Force personnel went to the Lost and Founds in Grand Central Station, Reagan Internal Airport and a strip club in Northern New Jersey made famous by HBO's Sopranos.
AF Spokesperson, A.F. Spoke Sperson: "We have all been there. You lose something important. You can't find it anywhere.At some point in time you just have to forget it. Weapons or umbrellas, I think we should just let them go. Sadaam Hussein probably stole them, at least, that's what George Bush thinks anyway..."
