McGoon Sides With Bush and Joe McCarthy : Constitution Forbids Privacy!

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 7 June 2008

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Hannah Noy-Hilton, McGoon spokesperson and Apple computer consultant

Repub candie John McGoon has joined enemies of privacy rights like Joe McCarthy, J. "Evening Gown" Edgar Hoover and George W. Bush. McGoon stood before the Liberty Bell ijn Philadelphia and declared that the true meaning of the cracked bell was government's freedom to wiretap, record, film and otherwise invade the privacy of the enemies of the American people.

McGoon cited multiple examples of the list of America's enemies: Democrats, Free Thinkers, college graduates and the 80% of Americans who think the country is headed in the wrong direction.

McGoon who has tried to distance himself from Bush by declaring that global warming may be real and torture, especially the North Vietnamese kind, sucks. McGoon spokesperson, Hannah Noy-Hilton tried to emphasize the McGoon departure from the last seven plus years of Bushit:

"The Democ Rats want to tie Bush and McGoon together but we have shown that McGoon is only a Bushite in reference to the failed Wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and coming to a theater near you soon, the police action in Iran. Sure McGoon wants to listen to your every phone call and read your every telegram, email and smoke signal but that is because he cares about you and wants to express that caring by imprisoning you if you become misguided."

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