Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 20 June 2008

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"Why did she leave me?"

Reports have come in suggesting that a man has got drunk after his girlfriend chucked him. The man, rumored to be Welsh, was seen drinking heavily on a night out. He is thought to have been in some films with some quite famous people, but is not as good looking as any of them.

Police were called to the exclusive nightspot filled with famous people, and they responded in extra quick time. Inspector Ligger of the Showbiz squad said "We know the sort of pressure these celebrities have to live with so we always let them go after a kind word or two.

Earlier the man in question had been accused of jealous and possessive behavior. He denied this saying "I love her and if I can't have her nobody else will!"

He is thought to be sleeping it off in the Notting Hill area.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Alcohol, Dumped




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