Spoof writer accused of fabricating stories
Spoof writer NickFun was publicly accused today of writing stories based entirely on fabrications, innuendos and outright lies, according to Mark Lowton, editor and sole proprietor of the popular web site TheSpoof.com.
Read full storyMunich opens long-awaited Nazi-Land theme park to record crowds
Germans flocking from all over Europe just can't get enough of the exciting rides and realistic Adolf Hitler exhibits in the newly opened state-of-the-art theme park Nazi-Land.
Read full storyMissing Logout Man Dies
One of our contributors died today after not eating for 3 months. Apparently he could not find the logout button and ran out of food.
Read full storyHull City announce benefit match for poverty stricken
Kinkladze, Anders Limpar, Kanchelskis. All these and many more have provisionally agreed to appear at a benefit match at the World Class KC stadium, proceeds to be split equally between 'Shoes for East Hull' and 'West Yorkshire Mutants Be...
Read full storyMartha Stewart and Mark Thatcher in entry visa swap deal
London - (OMFG Mess): Convicted jailbirds Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher may yet be able to travel to the UK and US respectively under a new extradition treaty being hammered out by the Department of Homeland Insecurity and the UK Borderline Person...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie and Madonna Compete For Adoption of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby
(Hollywood-CA) You wouldn't think that Jamie Lynn Spears, who this week gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie and is the star of Nickelodeon's popular "Zoey 101", would need to give her baby up for adoption. But vy...
Read full storyOne of six human feet washed up on shore has now been identified
Tyee Spit Beach, near Vancouver in Canada, has been in the news recently since the discovery of six human feet washed up on the shore over a period of ten months.
Read full storyUFO Over Cardiff
Police have reported that they are investigating a suspected UFO which was sighted in the sky over Cardiff.
Read full storyMan Gets Drunk After Girlfriend Chucks Him
Reports have come in suggesting that a man has got drunk after his girlfriend chucked him. The man, rumored to be Welsh, was seen drinking heavily on a night out. He is thought to have been in some films with some quite famous people, but is not as g...
Read full storyNews file footage of a barrel of oil rolling on a conveyer proven a fake -- actually a barrel full of monkeys, says Oil Refinery as it shuts down for maintenance
Long Beach, California - A shocking discovery was made at an oil refinery in Long Beach when oil workers opened up a barrel of crude oil for processing and discovered it was full of monkeys instead. As a result, the oil refinery had to be shutdown im...
Read full storySteve McLaren To Work For Mugabe
The man responsible for the abject failure of the England team has landed a job more suited to his talents. Steve 'Hopeless' McLaren has been appointed manager of Harare Athletic, Zimbabwe's number one side.
Read full storyTom Harris MP voted Idiot of the Year
Good news for New Labour. They have managed to win a vote. Glasgow MP Tom Harris has been voted Idiot of the year by the public.
Read full storyMars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks in Space Coming Soon
(The North Pole, Mars) - In one of the most important scientific discoveries of the last 100 days (at least), the Mars Lander, currently making sand castles in the sand of the polar region of the fourth rock from the sun, has located deposits of ice...
Read full story"Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched
Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.
Read full storyThat's my Wi-Fi
The Women's Institute are considering whether or not to take legal action after one of their members, Fiona McMac, was approached by lawyers for The Internet & IT Generally demanding she hand over her nickname of Wi-Fi.
Read full storyMartha Bush 'barred from UK'
American lifestyle guru Martha Bush has been refused entry to the UK because of her convictions, according to reports. The British government refused to comment, but it did say that it opposed the entry to the UK of anyone convicted of 'serious c...
Read full storyAmy Winehouse 'infected with Tony Blair pathogen'
London - (Ass Mess): Royal Freak Hospital sources have said singer Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed as suffering from as virulent form of a 'TB' virus caught after snogging Tony Blair in a Camden Lock crack house.
Read full storyAmy Winehouse Invents Time Travel
In a surprise move today, or it could be yesterday, singer Amy Winehouse invented travelling through time. Millions watched as the heavily-mascaraed English star stepped into a police box, pressed a few buttons, and then stepped out again into 1968.
Read full storyToilet Paper Shortage Worsens
The UK is officially in the grip of the worst toilet paper shortage in living memory. Government statistics show that in urban areas supplies are down to one sheet for every 100 people.
Read full storyOMG! George Bush & IRA hooker Bernadette Devlin have Al Qaeda daughter
Ballybollox, Eire - (Reuterus & Fetid Ass Mess): A massive criminal enquiry into a criminal debt collection and extortion service has found the criminal world's equivalent of the Holy Grail, the bastard daughter of George W Bush and IRA terrorist...
Read full storyMan In Bed Sheets Is New PM
In a shock move New Labour have sacked Gordon Brown and appointed a man in a bed sheet as their new leader. Disastrous poll ratings and the continued economic crisis led to party chiefs taking drastic action.
Read full storyEngland Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police
NEW ZEALAND: England Rugby Union players allegedly assaulted another one of their own squad members in a Auckland hotel room, according to a statement released today by New Zealand Police.
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo To Stay At Manchester United
Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger, is to stay at Old Trafford and will, more than likely, end his playing career there, says an 'insider' at the club. Ronaldo looked despondent as he trudged off the pitch last night after Portugal's...
Read full storyThe Three Stooges Return
Hollywood CA, March 2009: President Barach Obama welcomed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez to the newly renovated Max Senate Movie Studio, located in Burbank CA.
Read full storyMP defends his 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable' comments
Glasgow South MP Tom Harris has been criticised for saying 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable', in a blog on his unheard-of website. Mr Harris, a penpusher in the alleged Labour government, had said: 'OK, you're living in Glasgow. It's the...
Read full storyLatest English 16 To 19 Year-Old Courses
As a record numbers of 16 to 19 year-olds are staying on in education in England, here are some of the latest courses they can do: * Learning to switch on your computer * Introductory Beano reading * Sandwich eating for beginners * Throwing scrumpled-up paper across the room into the bin * Advanced nose picking * Giggling uncontrollably at lunch time
Read full storyColdplay's songs are not 'all the same'
Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, today claimed that their songs are not all the same. 'They aren't all exactly the same', he said. 'OK, they're a bit similar - well, they're very similar, in fact they're all so similar a purist would say that...
Read full storyBarack Obama points and smiles
At a news conference in Somewhere, Mr Obama repeatedly pointed and smiled, and in fact smiled so much that his dentist sent him a thank you card.
Read full story'Gazza Used To Play Football' Shock Claim
The world of football was stunned earlier today when it was claimed that celebrity lunatic and drunk, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne used to be a professional footballer. 'Gazza' has made his name wearing false breasts, eating Mars bars, drin...
Read full storyBig Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun
Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother housemate unceremoniously dumped in the BB car park after she claimed she was a gangsta, is poised to take over London's notorious East End, and its full complement of hard-nose...
Read full storyImmigrant Escapees Recaptured
Police have today confirmed that they have made arrests in relation to the break out from Campsfield detention centre. It is thought that seven illegal immigrants escaped from the centre.
Read full storyEngland Stars In Trouble Down Under
The world of rugby was shocked earlier today when New Zealand police arrested four English rugby players. Police are believed to be investigating claims that the players tackled opposing All Blacks, passed the ball to each other and, in one case, att...
Read full storyQueen Upset Philip in His Cups Again
London - Buckingham Palace officials report that the Queen is cross with Prince Philip for falling off the wagon after promising to be "a very good boy, cross-my-heart-hope-to-die."...
Read full storyPolygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads
Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...
Read full storyMcCain Campaign Applies for Welfare
Washington, DC - Republican Candidate John Sidney McCain III said Thursday that he'll apply for money from the government to help pay for his campaign.
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