Written by Bob Muppet

Wednesday, 13 February 2008

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Outing of Gay British Mosquito

Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.

British shopkeepers have installed these devices outside their premises because the high-pitch sound they emit can only be detected by young yobs.Thus it deters them from hanging about, causing trouble.

However, an unexpected consequence has been that Britain's mosquitoes have been so distressed by the high frequency whine that they have become Gay.

Doctor David Bellamy, a director of the charity Friends of the Flies, explained the unexpected consequences of installing these devices.

'If all the flies turned gay, there would be no flies left within a generation', he stated.

'The largest killers of the human race are not sharks, tigers or even Al Qaeda.'

'The humble mosquito is the greatest killer of humanity and as such, we should respect it as a worthy adversary, just like the Zulu tribes respected the courage of the British army at Rourks Drift,' he suggested.

Politically correct do-gooders were unimpressed by Bellamy's reasoning and told him in a non racist, non-homophobic and non-sexist way that he could buzz off

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Kids, Chavs, Mosquito

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