The Anabolic Steroid Tetrahydrogestrinone Shrinks Chambers' Grand Prix!

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Wednesday, 13 February 2008

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Chambers less than Grand Prix after the anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone

Dwain Chambers, UK's top 60 meter sprinter will continue to be banned from the Grand Prix because of his use of the anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone.

Chambers has suffered a two year ban because of his use of the anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone and had hoped that he would be given a chance to show his Grand Prix performance.

Lord Richard "Dick" Loveless of the Grand Prix selection committee met the press to explain the continued ban on Chambers:

"Everyone knows that the anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone goes through soft tissue like the liver and the brain like a railroad train of razor blades. Plus this is the Grand Prix and we all know that soft, fatty tissue resides most predominantly in, let us say, the John Thomas.

"After a lifetime of anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone use, Mr Chambers could hardly qualify as a Grand Prix candidate."

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