Joint Effort By Detroit's Big 3 Leads to Fecale Motor Company and Fecale Energy
Realizing for years the diminishing reserves of crude oil, its ever-rising price, unstable politics of the Middle East, refusal of Washington to allow any new drilling in the U.S., and stiff competition from the Japanese, Koreans, and soon, the Chine...
Read full storyOMFG! Sarah Palin's baby is a...a ...Democrat!!
Juneau, Alaska - (Bonkers Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin has been speaking about the birth of her fifth daft-named child today.
Read full storyNASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists
WASHINGTON-In an astonishing announcement, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has revealed that the Mars Rovers Spirit and Opportunity have discovered irrefutable evidence of life past and present on the red planet.
Read full storyPOLL: Hillary Leads Obama By 33%
(Washington DC) The latest Gallop poll shows Hillary Clinton taking a substantial lead over Barack Obama in the campaign for the 2008 Democratic Party nomination.
Read full storyFinlands 'Frog Fishermen' best in world.
The Finnish 'Frog fishing team' has once again taken the world title back to Helsinki amidst scenes of fervent and unashamed displays of patriotism mixed with an angry and potentially troublesome anti Welsh rally during which members of the c...
Read full storyHappy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy
Moscow - (Rotters): Russia's leading tabloid has reported that in a landmark poll of 2,000 red-blooded Russian males aged 18-69 this weekend over 95% were too pissed to answer any questions coherently.
Read full storyKicker Misses Game-Winning Attempt, Blames God
SAN DIEGO-For George Matson, the dream of every red-blooded American boy was his for the taking in the gathering twilight of a splendid Sunday evening in San Diego: a do-or-die kick to win the Super Bowl.
Read full storyBush Autobiography Released: "You Do It!"
Worst President Ever George W Bush's publicist, Stucken Furst-Gere has announced the long awaited Bush autobiography; "You Do It!" will be released in time for the summer beach reading lists. Critics in possession of advanced copies hav...
Read full storyStinky Manure Smell Permeates London, U.K.
A very strong manure-like odor has permeated the city of London and officials expect it to stick around until Tuesday.
Read full storyMissing Texas Congressman Found Alive
GALVESTON, TX-U.S. Representative Ron Paul appeared Thursday in this Gulf Coast community within his congressional district, proving to a gathering crowd of startled onlookers that he still exists, and ending twelve months of intense speculation conc...
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe Says His Walls Are Covered In Seaman
Harry Potter 'actor' Daniel Radcliffe has told journalists that his walls are covered in posters of moustachioed former England soccer goalie David Seaman.
Read full storyArchaeologists find stunning crystal skull under Stonehenge
Salisbury Plain - (Paleolithic Mess): Archaeologists excavating Stonehenge have stumbled on what has been described as a stunning human life-sized amethyst crystal skull believed to date from circa 5,000 BC.
Read full story"Straight" Men Protest Prostate Progress
A San Francisco court is today expecting to hear opening arguments in a class action against numerous medical companies to ban the new blood and urine tests developed to detect prostate cancer.
Read full storyWarren Jeffs: "Congress is Hell"
Utah State Penitentiary - (Fundamentalist Mess): "You heathen folk just don't realise that for a fundamentally polygamist prophet like myself, congress is hell when each wife comes with a mother-in-law."...
Read full storyMartians Invade but, incredibly, life continues as it has for countless years.
The day before yesterday, the Martians invaded Earth, but it seems incredible to me that people are still going on with their lives as though nothing serious has happened.
Read full storyY2K a Hoax
European Union (EU) prosecutors investigating Microsoft's compliance with a 2004 anti-trust judgement have stumbled upon documents indicating the Y2K threat was an elaborate hoax.
Read full storyWayne Rooney Breaks "Erm" Record
Wayne Rooney, the erm Manchester United and erm England striker, has entered the Record Books again by shattering the World Erm-saying Record, breaking the existing total set by Simon Jack in 1978.
Read full storyLiverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags
A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...
Read full storyCalzaghe/Hopkins Fight Weigh-in Descends Into Silly War Of Words
Fans at last night's Joe Calzaghe/ Bernard Hopkins weigh-in were astonished to see the event turn into an unprecedented Silly War Of Words, as the two boxer's childish antics took over.
Read full storyBeckham to Outsource Footballing Services
Due to ever increasing off-field demands such as shopping, personal grooming and generally looking pretty for personal endorsement appearances, occasional footballer David Beckham has decided to outsource his football services.
Read full storyBank to panhandle for cash
Britain's second largest bank, Royal Thistle Bank of Scotland, is to ask passerby for about £10bn of extra cash to improve its financial position and meet its quarterly shortfall.
Read full storyZimbabwe Deadlock Resolved
In what can only be described as a win for the United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon and special negotiator Bernie Ecclestone, a resolution has been reached that will see a peaceful transition of power in the troubled African nation.
Read full story"A Father Should Decide When His Daughter is Old Enough to Marry Her Daddy"
ELDORADO, TX - The Eldorado based polygamist sect mired in the largest child custody hearing in state history defended its members against allegations of child abuse and coerced marriage of minors in a press statement issued Friday.
Read full storyOsama Bin Laden hiding in plain sight for 3 years
Red-faced US military personnel have discovered that 9/11 terrorist Osama Bin Laden had been working at the Dunkin Donuts in Somerville, Massachusetts as recently as two months ago.
Read full storyFirst Victim in Midwest Earthquake
The 5.2 Midwest earthquake that struck in the wee hours of Friday morning claimed its first victim when 96-year-old Maude Frickert-Smith of Paducah, KY died from an epidural hematoma.
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