Worst President Ever George W Bush's publicist, Stucken Furst-Gere has announced the long awaited Bush autobiography; "You Do It!" will be released in time for the summer beach reading lists. Critics in possession of advanced copies have leaked bits and pieces of the life story.
Apparently much of the narrative and thus the title involve a person who regularly has someone else do his work for him. From copying homework throughout his school years, to having a Cyrano woo librarian Laura, Bush seems to be constantly saying you do it! He has drunk friends drive his drunken ass home, except for one notable political favor by a cop on a Maine road. He has his father's friends get him job after job which he manages to screw up royally and then has someone else clean up his mess.
The foisting of war on others provides the defining example as Bush lets his contemporaries die in Viet Nam while he flies bombing mission in Texas canyons, all the while a war hawk. Relegating the war plans for Iraq on everybody but himself down to his practically naming General Petraeus commander in chief, Bush, consistent if nothing else, can always be counted on to say: YOU Do It! Perhaps the trait is genetic as his own offspring have allowed their classmates to die in Iraq in their places.
His ghostwriter, Casper Amistoso Fantasma agreed with the general thesis.
