Harry Potter 'actor' Daniel Radcliffe has told journalists that his walls are covered in posters of moustachioed former England soccer goalie David Seaman.
"He's before my time", said the fey youngster, "but I think he was the bestest ever goalkeeper in the whole world. Ever".
The Hogwarts boy likes nothing better than lying in bed at night and staring up at his ceiling at images of the large, sweaty footballer as he grapples with balls.
"I like him in his action poses", chirped Radcliffe, "his moustache is very masculine and dominating, don't you think?.
"I have all his videos of all his games. I sometimes lock myself in my bedroom, naked and watch him performing for hours upon hours. It's jolly exhilarating and stimulating for a lad like me".
