Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound
New York, New York -- Photos of Ann Coulter's and Rush Limbaugh's newborn baby girl were leaked to the press today despite the couple's wishes to the contrary. "I don't know who sold these pictures to the Post," a visibly angry Coulter stated at...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos
Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy, Uncensored and leaving nothing to the imagination, photographs and exclusive video footage.
Read full storyHenman Hill Becomes Suicide Blackspot
Wimbledon, England - It pains this reporter to report this, but Henman Hill, that landmark of 20th century British culture and once a gathering place for our nation's proud people, has become a suicide blackspot as the repercussions of hero Tim H...
Read full storyMajor EBAY Acquisition Announced
San Jose, California - In one of the largest and most lucrative transactions in the world of mergers and acquisitions eBay Inc (EBAY) announced today that it has completed the deal to buy China.
Read full storyBanned TheSpoof.com stories to be published
Sickening and degrading tales from theSpoof.com's vaults of infamy are to be unleashed on the viewing public on Halloween eve.
Read full storyFayed demands Diana exhumation
Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Conspiracy Mess): A frantic Mohammed Fayed has demanded that the coroner conducting an inquest into Princess Diana's death orders her immediate exhumation.
Read full storyJudge says Al Gore whoppers bar him from Noballs Piss Prize
High Court, London - (DamnedLies Mess): A London High Court judge has slammed Al Gore's award-winning eco-warrior documentary An Incontinent Truth as a self-etoilating load of jibberish that's jam-packed with the sort of whoppers you...
Read full storySuperstitions a load of old tosh
A man who keeps three black cats, a ladder exclusion zone within his neighbourhood, and a salt dispenser on his left shoulder at all times has had a run of bad luck.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens Bobbing for "Apples" in a Wet T-shirt gets an NC-17; High School Musical 2 ½: Halloween Party! Scraped after release of dailies
Hollywood, California - Disney executives in a rush to capitalize on the free press Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron (well, mostly Vanessa with her racy pics that just seem to be getting racier by the minute), thought they could shoot another East Side...
Read full storyDollar Devalued
It's no longer 'all about the Benjamins'. The American dollar is now so weak (think Adam Sandler movie weak), that the average supersized god bothering American is selling their notes to illegal paper merchants as this fetches more money...
Read full storyExploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?
Glastonbury Town Hall - (Pyromaniac Mess): Spontaneous human combustion could be behind the death of a judge who literally exploded in his garden shed just minutes after a blazing divorce row with his wife left him incandescent with rage.
Read full storyTerror Camp Organiser "Had No Licence"
Young British Muslims who undertook military-style training exercises for future terrorist activities in the UK, have revealed that the camps used for the exercises were "absolutely disgusting".
Read full storyDeathbed Bug
A hospital bug the size of a big idea was captured today after apparently roaming the roach-lined corridors of an NHS minibus-hospital. The bug was apprehended and questioned by pest controlling pest Dean Snodgrass and was later forced to apologies t...
Read full storyInjury Scare For England
England ace John 'Chocolate Orange' Terry has broken his hair days before the team's impending defeat to dog-eating rock growers Estonia. Claude LeRouge, the team's hair and make up physio, spotted Terry's split end injury during...
Read full storyPregnant Moose Seeks Human Company for Parturition Comeback
Yellowstone Park - (Reuterus): A wildlife gestation study published in Biology Letters magazine has confirmed the return of The Spoof's Moose of the fabled Moose&Squirrel writing combo ahead of an expected 31 October parturition...
Read full storyDalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition
Ottawa, Ontario - Following last night's Ontario provincial election, Dalton McGuinty made history as he took the Liberal party to their first back-to-back majority in over 70 years.
Read full storySoldiers of Misfortune
Mangled and maimed British troops sent back from the one-sided war in former peace-mongering rogue state Iraq are being told they will have to raise their own funds for medical care in a 'bob-a-job' manner.
Read full storyStudy shows: Grape Eaters May Die
A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.
Read full storyOxfam? or Talibam?
Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...
Read full storyAlan Titchmarsh voted in as new vice club chairman
Housewives favourite Alan Titchmarsh has recently been voted in as the new chairman of his local vice-club.
Read full story12 is the unlucky number, says 13
Bitter old curmudgeon Number 13 has told anyone that will listen that 12, a number seen as being fortunate is the real unlucky number.
Read full storyPam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics
'I wish I had looked after my Gold teeth, yo ho', the new Rap album from Pam Ayres has surprised many critics and reviewers.
Read full storyJaps' Eye View
Japan. Home of barely edible raw fish, ninjas and self destructing middle aged hag-wagons Hyundai. But it is Japan's world beating advances in technology that first bought them to the attention of the civilised world. Japanese manufacturing slave...
Read full storyBore Gore Has No Facts In Store
Nearly man and fame-seeking environ-'mentalist' Al Gore's new film 'Things What Have Been Done Bad To The Planet' is not only factually ridiculous it is also insufferably dull and voiced by Bilko rip-off and fast-witted postwar fe...
Read full storyBrown and Out
Surly Clunking fister and Part time Jack Dee impersonator Gordon 'Not Flash' Brown is mostly hospitalised today after receiving a good old fashioned Eton tongue lashing (metaphorically this time) from tubby toff Tory marksman David Cameron.
Read full storySven's wheely done it now
Sven Goran Eriksson's hot new totty is part of a massively wealthy wheely bin family.
Read full story'Fred Flintstone' in court
'Fred Flintstone' is in Salisbury court today accusing two fathers rights protestors of identity theft.
Read full storyIs Prezza a rude relic?
Semi-naked cherubs have adorned churches and places of worship for centuries but a risque carving is sure to raise eyebrows at its new home in Hull.
Read full storyA duck arrested in Washington while protesting.
Today, at early morning, Security officials have arrested a duck just as she was about to cross the allowed lines for protesters right outside white house.
Read full storyChickens Force Lorry To Crash
Chickens being transported across Scotland to their deaths, have forced a lorry driver to crash his vehicle on the A80 near Stirling.
Read full storyIrish humour Tops world
Leprechauns, chronic alcoholism and blarny aren't Ireland's only exports.
Read full storySen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!
Washington, D.C. - According to the court transcripts, the Judge did not deny Sen. Craig recantation of his guilty plea based on any precedent or statute of limitation. Rather, it was because shortly before his arrest by the undercover officer, Sen.
Read full storyGangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence
Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.
Read full storyUS trades in dollar; turns to new water standard
With the severe drought that has affected much of the southeast and west this year and with all the world tired of watching the American government play charades and footsies with the leaders of oil-rich nations such as Iraq, Iran and the Saudi Emira...
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