Wacko Jacko Back-o? No-o.

Funny story: Wacko Jacko Back-o? No-o.

[Neverland East, Virginia] Raymone K. Bain called a press conference today to announce that Michael Jackson is set to release a complete encyclopedia of his "Best of" hits and some of his "never were" hits in time for the Christm...

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Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

Funny story: Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

Even though channels 5's Gadget Show has enjoyed growing from its original half hour format to a full one-hour slot, it faces a major problem now. The phone-in competition which has earned it millions of pounds in previous series has become a vic...

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My New song is the worst thing you ever heard, says Mariah Carey

Funny story: My New song is the worst thing you ever heard, says Mariah Carey

Songstress Mariah Carey, famed for her 39 Octave singing range has made the bold statement 'My song is the worst thing you have ever heard'.

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McCanns "dip into" Madeleine funds for boob jobs

Funny story: McCanns "dip into" Madeleine funds for boob jobs

Madeleine McCann's parents used a fund established to help search for the missing girl to pay for plastic surgery and breast enhancement, a family spokesman said on Tuesday.

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Playing cards, a biological weapon?

Funny story: Playing cards, a biological weapon?

ST PETERSBURG, FL.- A Florida man was found dead Monday morning with his arm infected and rotting from a staff infection. Forensics report that this is a game of solitaire gone horribly wrong.

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Royal Knob Polishing Secrets

Funny story: Royal Knob Polishing Secrets

The sensational Royal Blackmail Scandal has unmasked one of the oldest traditions of the British Monarchy: Knob Polishing.

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Max Clifford to represent Oscar the Grouch and the Cookie Monster following Smoking scandal

Funny story: Max Clifford to represent Oscar the Grouch and the Cookie Monster following Smoking scandal

Lovable cartoon character Max Clifford is set to represent Oscar the Grouch and the Cookie Monster from famed TV documentary Sesaeme Street, following their recent smoking scandal.

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Electricity to be powered by O.A.P.'s

Funny story: Electricity to be powered by O.A.P.'s

Today it was announced by the government that it is to cut all normal electricity supplies and instead have old men lined up on a hill in the Yorkshire dales girating simultaneously with conductors attached to their groins.

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Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Funny story: Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.

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Department of the Environment spark Council Tax reforms

Funny story: Department of the Environment spark Council Tax reforms

The Department of the Environment have announced new measures that signify the start of radical changes to Council Tax in England.

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Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Funny story: Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said in a statement in the Commons that there are many more dirty filthy foreigners living in the UK, than there are fine upstanding pure white Anglo Saxons, says a bl...

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No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

Funny story: No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

Buckingham Palace - (Narcotic Mess): So-called Vice-Count (sic) Linley, official impersonator of Princess Margaret's son David, has gone into hiding today after being named on countless websites as the 'minor royal' in the sex, drugs & vi...

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Frantic Whitehall damage limitation exercise as visiting Saudi King and Puppet Monarch named as Osama's parents

Funny story: Frantic Whitehall damage limitation exercise as visiting Saudi King and Puppet Monarch named as Osama's parents

Buckingham Palace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah and the UK's Puppet Monarch have been named as the biological parents of pesky opium dealer and World Trade Center bomber Osama Bin Laden according to senior Whitehole so...

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George W Bush Foreign Policy Approved By Neville Chamberlain

Funny story: George W Bush Foreign Policy Approved By Neville Chamberlain

The ghost of Neville Chamberlain was interviewed at Westminster today and provided keen insight into one of today's most complex problems: George W Bush Foreign Policy. Neville informed us that he keeps close track on world politics ever since th...

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Iran Buys Stolen Yellow Cake from China

Funny story: Iran Buys Stolen Yellow Cake from China

Los Alamos, N.M. - Inside sources at the Pentagon say that Iran is now even closer to realizing their dream of becoming a world power. Chinese spies stole many secrets during the Clinton administration and now they are selling them. Iran has just p...

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Controversial Show Sparks Tyneside Fury

Funny story: Controversial Show Sparks Tyneside Fury

Tyneside auditions for the next series of controversial Channel 4 reality show Big Brother were plunged into yet more controversy as police were called to deal with alleged racism.

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Horowitz Warns Of Ziono-Fascism

Funny story: Horowitz Warns Of Ziono-Fascism

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) -- David Horowitz has reversed his campus agitprop program to warn the world about the menace of Ziono-Fascism during his newly rebranded "Ziono-Fascism Awareness Week" tour.

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Hands Off Our Shit Heaps You Foreign Knob-Heads

Funny story: Hands Off Our Shit Heaps You Foreign Knob-Heads

BRITISH kids are set to live in a big shit heap forever thanks to the EU, and they could face EU fines of up to £999 billion a year as a result, MPs warned today.

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36-18-33

No, these are not the measurements of my ideal woman (I do not mind a piece of that bubble-34 or 35 might be acceptable for the hips). These are the measurements of Barbie, were she a real person. Many voices cried unfair when these hypothetical measurements were first determined several years ago, and I agree.

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Where Has the White Man Gone?

He once stood tall in society, garnering the respect-no, reverence-of all he passed. We once held the belief that he was the lone soul whose valor led Him to discover the New World, found capitalism, build the automobile, set foot on the moon, and even father Norah Jones and Freddie Prinze Jr. Indeed, he was the White Man. With time, however, ours beliefs change.

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Conspiracies - Like the Hasidim: I See Them, But I Don't Believe Them

Occam's Razor coined the notion that the simplest explanation is often the right one. Therein lies the flaw with conspiracy theories. If the good Friar Occam is to be given any credence, conspiracy theorists immediately find themselves at the root of their problem. The more complex their alternative stories get, the more plotholes are created and overlooked.

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The Real Nightmare Before Christmas: Part I

Funny story: The Real Nightmare Before Christmas: Part I

Our field reporter, Carlos O'Malski, takes an inside look into the demise of Christmas and why we may never celebrate it the same again. This is his five part series.

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Solving the world's problems-as seen from the filler neck of a gas tank

Funny story: Solving the world's problems-as seen from the filler neck of a gas tank

I now have a total perspective on world problems, so pay attention!...

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How To Write A Spoof Article.

1. Don't get bogged down with facts or jokes. These will only slow down the pace of your piece. Just re-word a BBC news article.

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Sustainable Energy: Foreigners

Funny story: Sustainable Energy: Foreigners

'Lazy, bearded and speaking in tongues' is how Jacqui Smith described the 1.1 million immigrants currently filling a necessary niche market in the UK economy by cleaning people's car windows at traffic lights and supplying the UK with muc...

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We Are Lying About Iran Making Nuclear Bombs Admits Bush

Funny story: We Are Lying About Iran Making Nuclear Bombs Admits Bush

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George W. Bush has admitted that he is blatantly lying about Iran making nuclear weapons in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Critix Nix Jax Bronx Pix

LA,Ca. - It was reported today that 70's troubadour Jackson Browne has gone into hiding after poor reviews for his performance in the lead role depicting the life of another 70's legend, Charles Bronson.

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Home Office Not Sure How Many Immigrant Workers In U.K- Ballpark Figure Only

Funny story: Home Office Not Sure How Many Immigrant Workers In U.K- Ballpark Figure Only

The Government was forced to apologise today for getting its figures on immigration wrong.

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Ron Paul Has The Support Of Klaatu For President

Funny story: Ron Paul Has The Support Of Klaatu For President

(ISWIRE News) - In a special interview with ISWIRE News, Professor Barnhard has informed us that there was a secret meeting yesterday between Mrs Helen Benson and Ron Paul concerning an important message she had just received from her friend Klaatu.

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"We Are Winning The War On Internet Piracy"

Funny story: "We Are Winning The War On Internet Piracy"

DULUTH - A lawyer speaking on behalf of the music industry celebrated ecstatically after a key victory in the battle against internet piracy.

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The Animal Planet produces new show "Hairball"

Funny story: The Animal Planet produces new show "Hairball"

Hollywood, Ca. - In the tradition of MSNBC's "Hardball", the Animal Planet has produced a new talk show due out this winter, called "Hairball".

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Angus MacGyver Blows His Stack; Reports Prawn Quarry to the Plagiarism Police

Funny story: Angus MacGyver Blows His Stack; Reports Prawn Quarry to the Plagiarism Police

Irregular TheSpoof.com contributor and conceptual plagiarist, Prawn Quarry, was caught redhanded earlier this week after borrowing material from resident TheSpoof.com badboy, Angus MacGyver, and then posting it elsewhere on the internet without MacGy...

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Local SWAT team gives Mexican workers a scare

Funny story: Local SWAT team gives Mexican workers a scare

As local SWAT teams from Cary practicing an exercise descended upon a 200 home development near Raleigh, it was anything except business as usual today for American luxury home builder, Dole Brothers and the men who work for the company, many of whom...

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