Jacko Starts Work On The Katrina Charity Single

Funny story: Jacko Starts Work On The Katrina Charity Single

[Washington] Raymone K. Bain announced today that Michael Jackson has finally finished scratching his spotted parts and is ready to begin working on the Hurricane Katrina Charity Single.

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Lewis Hamilton caught taking the P****

Funny story: Lewis Hamilton caught taking the P****

News has leaked out that Lewis Hamilton has been filmed by a Formula 1 fan at the Brazilian Grand Prix at Sao Paulo yesterday, urinating in his petrol tank.

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Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Funny story: Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Broek Henderson reporting for GNN News desk from the FOX Presidential Debate in Orlando Florida.

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Buddha Let Us Down, Says Wilko

Funny story: Buddha Let Us Down, Says Wilko

Disappointed with the World Cup Final defeat against South Africa, Jonny Wilkinson, the English 'David Beckham' has placed the entire blame for England's loss on Buddha.

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Black People To Be Culled for Crime Study

Funny story: Black People To Be Culled for Crime Study

Up to 12,000 black people in Britain's inner cities will be shot under a new initiative to tackle growing gun crime in the UK. People from ethnic minorities will be shot to ensure Britain wins the fight against v...

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Bush Labels California Wild Fires a Terrorist Organization

Funny story: Bush Labels California Wild Fires a Terrorist Organization

President Bush today enacted his executive powers and has officially labelled the southern California area wild fires a terrorist organization.

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says "Just Kidding"

Funny story: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says "Just Kidding"

Tehran (AP) - Invoking the universal "get me off the hook" phrase "just kidding" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad admitted today "I was just kidding…the holocaust really happened and we do have homosexuals in Iran. God,...

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So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

Funny story: So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

The wild fires wrecking havoc across Southern California may have been stared deliberately by funny woman chat show host Ellen DeGeneres.

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Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

Funny story: Judge Orders Britney Spears To Wear Undies

(Hollywood) - Judge Judy today ordered Britney Spears to wear undies whenever she goes out in public. The court order is effective immediately.

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Poland has new Government - Twins Out!

Funny story: Poland has new Government - Twins Out!

Polish political par-tay Civic Platform, today took a strong position as a result of the parliamentary elections Sunday, winning 41.4 percent of the total vote with 600 percent of returns counted.

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Ex-FBI Spy Catcher Uses Skills to Decode Gambler Traitors

Funny story: Ex-FBI Spy Catcher Uses Skills to Decode Gambler Traitors

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): Famous FBI spook-buster Joseph Navarro, who identifies traitors through their subtle behavioral idiosyncrasies, may be onto a winner.

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Kohring just a worm on the end of a huge corruption hook court is told

Funny story: Kohring just a worm on the end of a huge corruption hook court is told

Anchorage, Alaska - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former State Representative Vic Kohring was just a worm on the end of a massive corruption probe hook that plumbed the murkiest depths of Alaska's oil-rich waters, the US District Court was told today.

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Noshing Mink offers to pay for surgery to give fellow writer a sense of humour

Funny story: Noshing Mink offers to pay for surgery to give fellow writer a sense of humour

Noshing Mink has reportedly offered to pay for surgery to fellow writer in seine to give him a sense of humour. in seine, a minor contributor, is said to be considering the offer.

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Sex More Popular Than Ever - Claim

Funny story: Sex More Popular Than Ever - Claim

Sex is more popular than ever, claims a report, in some cases even outstripping football as the hobby of choice.

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Former Mozambique President is victim of fake prize scam

Funny story: Former Mozambique President is victim of fake prize scam

Former Mozambique President Joaquim Chissano has learned that he has won a large cash prize, but he has refused to collect it, because he fears it may be a scam.

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US Dollar and T-Bills to Be Printed On Rolls for Personal Hygiene

Funny story: US Dollar and T-Bills to Be Printed On Rolls for Personal Hygiene

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush announced on Monday that Kimberly Clark Corp. will take over the printing of US dollars and Treasury bonds on special paper, in order to enhance their dual use as investments and also as paper for perso...

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Interior Design Association to sponsor anti-smoking crusade

Funny story: Interior Design Association to sponsor anti-smoking crusade

The British Interior Design Association (BIDA) has announced plans to fund unsettling new warnings on cigarette packs. The graphic images would cover at least 30% of the front of each pack and 40% of the back.

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"Fred '08 : Friends of Fred Thompson" Campaign Blamed for California Wildfires

Funny story: "Fred '08 : Friends of Fred Thompson" Campaign Blamed for California Wildfires

Southern California - Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson is now embroiled in a scandal of his own after triggering massive wildfires near Los Angeles over the weekend. Thompson, who drives a red pick-up truck, was out on the campaign tr...

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Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

Funny story: Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...

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Mentally Challenged Florida Man on Fox News: "Ron Paul is Certifiably Insane"

Funny story: Mentally Challenged Florida Man on Fox News: "Ron Paul is Certifiably Insane"

Eyewitness News 9, Orlando, Florida -- The Fox News Presidential pre-debate show of pre-screened "undecided voters" featured an alleged Florida voter with a long history of mental developmental issues earlier this evening.

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American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

Funny story: American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

Londonengland, England - A vacationing Ohio doctor found himself on the wrong end of British law yesterday when coming to the aid of a woman that had fallen heavily on her backside at Kings Cross Station.

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South Dakota burns to the ground; Family left homeless

Funny story: South Dakota burns to the ground; Family left homeless

The entire state of South Dakota caught fire and burned to a cinder this afternoon leaving one family homeless, according to a report by the North Dakota News.

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"High School Musical 28 ½: Superbug Staph Infection!" -- Disney's planned PSA on the importance of maintaining teenage personal hygiene

Funny story: "High School Musical 28 ½: Superbug Staph Infection!" -- Disney's planned PSA on the importance of maintaining teenage personal hygiene

Hollywood, California - Panic rules the bathrooms, gym showers and cafeteria of the East Side High Campus as it is quarantined by the Center for Disease Control (CDC) because of a case of the superbug staph infection has broken out among the student...

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The French aren't from this Planet

Funny story: The French aren't from this Planet

Roswell N.M. - Long thought to be just a theory, scientists have come to the conclusion that the French are not from Earth.

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Constellations Receive Black Culture Names

Funny story: Constellations Receive Black Culture Names

Mount Polamar, California (IP) - After thousands of years of naming the astronomical constellations after figures made famous in various white cultures the International Astronomical Union (IAU) has decided that it is only fair that some of the const...

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Cheney Confesses He is Black

Funny story: Cheney Confesses He is Black

Washington (IP) - Dick Cheney allowed reporters to visit him inside the underground bunker he has been living in 400 feet below the streets of Washington DC.

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Lynne Cheney Discovers Dick Cheney Descended from Attila the Hun

Funny story: Lynne Cheney Discovers Dick Cheney Descended from Attila the Hun

In her passion for genealogical research, Lynne Cheney has found that her husband, Dick Cheney is distantly related to Barack Obama and Burt Reynolds. Now she claims to have followed his ancestral line back even further, and she says she can directly...

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Chevrolet Will Re-Introduce the 57 Chevy

Funny story: Chevrolet Will Re-Introduce the 57 Chevy

Detroit, Michigan (IP) - General Motors and Chevrolet have announced they will start manufacturing the 1957 Chevy and other car companies will follow in their footsteps.

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Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

Funny story: Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant

NEW YORK -- Lou Dobbs, the host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, has what might be described as a Mexican fetish, often shouting uncontrollably at his guests and viewers about the evils of Mexican immigration. But evidence continues to accumulate sugg...

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Turkey Votes to Attack Iraqi Turds

Funny story: Turkey Votes to Attack Iraqi Turds

Instantbull, Turkey (IP) - The Turkish Parliament Lite has voted to attack Iraqi turds but will proceed with caution.

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Lead Pipes from China Recalled; Shown to Contain Lead

Funny story: Lead Pipes from China Recalled; Shown to Contain Lead

In yet another setback to China's international commerce industry, a huge shipment of lead pipes sent to the U.S. has been shown to contain lead.

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