12 is the unlucky number, says 13

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 11 October 2007

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Do you feel lucky? Well do you, punk

Bitter old curmudgeon Number 13 has told anyone that will listen that 12, a number seen as being fortunate is the real unlucky number.

Speaking over an unsecured phone number the cross digit complained: 'I have all of these bad things associated with me, but 12 is really the unlucky number. I am right next to it, and look how unlucky I am, I mean that type of bad luck has to rub of somewhere, and on somebody, and it is always me'

We will be speaking to number Seven next week, about whether or not he really feels that lucky, punk. Well, do you, punk, because in all of the excitement, I kind of lost count.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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