Court Semi-Circular, with Victor Buffe-Orpington

BUCKINGHAM PALACE February 4th...

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Male Stars, Taking Cue From Britney, Shed Underwear

Frustrated by all the attention today's starlets are getting for their panty-free public adventures, an increasing number of male stars has begun making the nightclub rounds sans underwear.

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Bridge, with Laurence Tapering

Hereward Legge-Bhandy's quartet (Lucinda Legge-Bhandy/Merkin, Rancible) forced the early pace at the Area Finals at the Pillager Hotel, Westward Ho! and Ivor Merkin came up with a fine 'barrage' of 'three over fives' to help Legge-Bhandy's cause.

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Performance Enhancing Drugs in the Workplace

Funny story: Performance Enhancing Drugs in the Workplace

Washington Depot, CT (AP) - Concerns that doped employees are exercising an unfair advantage over their co-workers and violating the ideals of teamwork follow the rise in coffee use.

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Kakuko

Kakuko with Izanagi Wahishiti...

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The Race For Facebook

Funny story: The Race For Facebook

The River Thames - In a dramatic twist of events, two bitter rivals, Microsoft and Google, have fought it out with a boat race on the River Thames to become the sole owner of social networking site 'Facebook'...

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Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Funny story: Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Pop princess Britney Spears' life has been on one long downward spiral over the past few years but now she has definitely hit rock bottom after "accidentally" setting fire to her vagina at her Malibu home.

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Iran safe... for now.

Funny story: Iran safe... for now.

A great weight lifted from the shoulders of Iranian officials today as the US announced the missile defense system is still on track, despite opposition from Russia.

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Northern Rock: Desperate Applegarth in Adult Vontose Plea

Funny story: Northern Rock: Desperate Applegarth in Adult Vontose Plea

Beleaguered bank Northern Rock, and its beleaguered boss Adam Applegarth, last night issued a beleaguered statement in one final desperate beleaguered attempt at explaining the crisis that has hit the beleaguered bank. In a strange and frantic move A...

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China to prove "the Man in the Moon" has slanty eyes

Funny story: China to prove "the Man in the Moon" has slanty eyes

As China launched a space probe on wednesday evening, the scientists behind the mission have speculated that the legendary face of the"Man in the Moon" is actually a Chinaman. Professor Pee Pee of the Beijing University of Aeronautical Stuff said:...

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Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Funny story: Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Boston, MA (USA Today) - Senator Ted "I'll drink to that" Kennedy has proposed the addition of DUI Lanes to all interstate freeways.

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Iceland Moves to Brazil

Funny story: Iceland Moves to Brazil

Citing a growing dissatisfaction with the cold weather, the country of Iceland moved this week to Brazil. There was little fanfare, in fact, few outsiders knew it happened till it was done.

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Florida Hosts Underwater Pumpkin-Shagging Contest

Funny story: Florida Hosts Underwater Pumpkin-Shagging Contest

Key Largo, Florida - (Ass mess): Not content to shag their Halloween pumpkins in the traditional way, some local Key Largo divers are staging an innovative shag-your-pumpkin underwater contest this year.

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"Its a lie!" Asserts Enraged new Irish supremo

Funny story: "Its a lie!" Asserts Enraged new Irish supremo

Co Kildare, Ireland. Maurice Ball, rumoured to have been appointed the new Irish football coach angrily, if somewhat incomprehensibly,denied today that he had got the lucrative job while engaged in a marathon drinking session in a pub in the CO. Kild...

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Australians find bare-breasted can-crushing barmaid

Perth - (Mammary Mess): Western Australian residents can breathe a sigh of relief at last after a Pinjarra barmaid who entertained customers by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons from her nipples was found after going miss...

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Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Funny story: Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...

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U.S. to Outsource Navy to Carnival Cruise Line

Funny story: U.S. to Outsource Navy to Carnival Cruise Line

Camp Pendleton, CA (CNN) - Admiral Isaac Washington announced today that in an effort to reduce costs and encourage enlistment the Navy will be outsourcing the Pacific Fleet to Carnival Cruise Lines. The Navy is also currently working on a deal to ou...

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Could Lady Thatcher's historic HQ become Hellfire Club's new London home?

Funny story: Could Lady Thatcher's historic HQ become Hellfire Club's new London home?

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Two buildings which once housed Margaret Thatcher's notorious Tory Party headquarters are set to become the new Hellfire Club super embassy in London, according to sources.

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Bush: Republicans Pose Grave Threat

Funny story: Bush: Republicans Pose Grave Threat

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Republicans pose a major threat to world peace says US President George W. Bush in a frank interview with FMLiveWire.

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Staunton And Bobby To Open Chip Shop

Following the unsurprising announcement of Steve Staunton's departure as manager, Big Stan is taking the most unlikely of career changes by opening up a chip shop.

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Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

Funny story: Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

At a hurriedly convened Press Conference held this morning Wednesday 24th October 2007 at the Dorchester Hotel, London it was announced that Gordon Ramsey's Restaurant Business, The KinHell Group of Companies where about to launch a bid for the a...

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Asians More Likely To Ride Scooters - Report

Funny story: Asians More Likely To Ride Scooters - Report

Asians, and particularly Indians, are more likely to be scooter riders, says a new government report out today.

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Why Dancing = Romancing

Funny story: Why Dancing = Romancing

Good dancers are more likely to sweep women off their feet - and it's not just their funky moves that do the trick. A new study says men who know how to strut their stuff tend to have better body symmetry. It seems that a good rhythmical pelvic thrust is not just an asset on the dance floor!...

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Bush Administration Decides to Outsource Decision-Making to Flavia

Funny story: Bush Administration Decides to Outsource Decision-Making to Flavia

District of Columbia (Baristas "R" Us) - Reputable janitorial sources within the White House have leaked that the President intends to outsource all decision-making to an automatic coffee dispenser.

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Hussein's Blackberry and Ipod Found

Funny story: Hussein's Blackberry and Ipod Found

News out of Baghdad that the Blackberry owned by the former ruler of the country has been found along with his gold encrusted iPod. The finder of the items has described in detail how he came across these priceless pieces of history.

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Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Funny story: Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Toledo, Ohio - Mayor Carty Finkbeiner announced today that his latest city program to issue every resident their own police siren on the condition that they would use it only if faced with a "real emergency" was maybe not so good of an ide...

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Center of the Universe Really a Giant Sphinctor!

Funny story: Center of the Universe Really a Giant Sphinctor!

Australia - Hubble telescope images have revealed a new type of black hole that scientists most closely relates to the actions of a giant sphinctor.

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"When will we, will we be famous" [again]

Funny story: "When will we, will we be famous" [again]

The date 24th August 1989. The venue Wembley Arena. Thirteen thousand screaming young nubiles greeted the arrival on stage of two paroxide brothers or 'Bros' as they became known, who had, over the previous two years, dominated the British si...

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New bin Laden Tape: No Virgins for Female Suicide Bombers

Funny story: New bin Laden Tape: No Virgins for Female Suicide Bombers

Tora Bora, Pakistan -- In a new tape played by Al Jazeera today, Osama bin Laden reiterated that only male suicide bombers will be the recipients of the promised 72 virgins. "In the name of Allah, I say to you: No! Only men wi...

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